Waaaaank! Waaaaaaaank! Gaia waaaaaank!
Ah yes, Gaia Online. Haven of... well, in the areas where I've been chilling lately, not too much wank. However, a good fountain of it has just risen from the depths, and I'm on the scene to report it. It's a two-part, two-course wankfest! As an added bonus, I snark in it as well.

Meet IvyCurse. IvyCurse owns a mini-shop on Gaia where she sells My Little Ponies in pixel form.

Someone else opens their own shop with ponies that they drew themselves, and are in a different style. Watch IvyCurse throw a small tantrum over this - and get smacked down!

Fast-forward a bit. Another member of Gaia opens up a mini-shop selling a rather strange item - Fetuses in a Jar. Yes, this is weird and it made me go O_o;. However, she has a disclaimer at the top warning away the easily offended. IvyCurse is too stupid to read warnings, so she flames in the shop. Other people smack her down again, and she flames more. She also posts her own thread in another forum complaining about it! Where, of course, people smack her down AGAIN for being a dumbass.

I admit to being part of the smackdown. Being sarcasm woman of DOOM on people is fun sometimes. Let's see where the wank goes from here...