Wank in aisle 4!
First f_w post ever. W00t. *clears throat nervously*

So! Werily, did somebody post a frustrated rant by Joan Milligan to f_w, and lo, were there a lot of comments by f_w'ers saying, "yo, this is not really a wank", and, verily and forsooth, it was a pretty boring wank as wanks go.

And then, just as the wank was about to sink into obscurity forevermore, who was to appear on the horizon but the internet's own Matt Nute, out to revive the thread in absolute top form by means of a gloriously inappropriate, condescending, and insulting pop-psych analysis, complete with snotty line-by-line quoted refutations!

Highlights:
"
Well, if you mean space travel, I'm glad you believe. You've got 30-plus years of history backing you up. I believe the wheel is round and fire is hot, too, but I don't feel the need to shout it to the heavens."

"Look up the definition of "psychotic" in a medical text sometime. I'll sum up: A person plagued by gross impairment in reality testing as evidenced by delusions, hallucinations, markedly incoherent speech or disorganised and agitated behavior without apparent awareness on the part of the patient of the incomprehensibility of his behavior."


Way to go, Nute! Bully that agitated teenager! Spice up that wank!