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Elphie ([info]elphaba) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-09-05 19:13:00


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Current mood:energetic

"Curtain up! Light the lights! Wank it, boys!"
The Bernadette Peters Message Forums are usually a place of sunshine and Santa Claus (in an entirely harmless and fluffy way), complete with generous exclamation point usage, and more avatars of the redheaded diva than you could shake a bowl of Chow Mein at. However, there is trouble in Peters paradise when someone suggests a scrapbook of her turn in Gypsy be created.

It spawns seven pages of squabble, which quickly turn from discussion over the design of the scrapbook, to musings on the ethics of giving the message board URL to the star along with the scrapbook. When speculations start flying over Peters's reaction to threads of a "questionable nature" (e.g. her dress size, salary, former flings), the user Bwaybaby, also apparently supposed to be personable with Peters in real life, points out that no one can determine Peters's reaction but Peters herself.

Some find this to be self-back-patting, especially Jenny_loves_Bernadette. One of the more satisfying, and unaltered, nuggets from Jenny: "I looked at this thrad expecting to have seen some very long winded reply from you - you did not disappoint. I guess i don't agree with you about anything but I really am irratating by the inflated self-importance that seems to taint your messages."

I guess she really is "irratating," because her misspelled snit sends Bwaybaby off the boards, in one of those infamously angsty fandom "exits."

As a grand finale, the web site administrator, Kevin, posts one last thread clearing things up. Or at least informs everyone that the weather is really, really great in Jersey.

Is this the part where I ask for mercy on my first wank? *cough*



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[info]virago
2003-09-06 04:28 am UTC (link)
Indeed. *gets in line*

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[info]elphaba
2003-09-10 12:58 am UTC (link)
My stars and garters, I better start looking into some fertility pills, seeing as I'm gonna be so many people's baby-momma.

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[info]musette
2003-09-06 04:15 am UTC (link)
Damn I really wish I had my Galinda icon now.

I just have to say a brief hallelujah for more Bway wank, there's some great shit. If only the threads on ATC didn't roll off so quick.

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[info]elphaba
2003-09-10 01:03 am UTC (link)
Everyone should have a Galinda icon! Kristin Chenoweth has the best facial expressions, adore her.

Broadway wank is only the wank of champions. The singing and dancing ones, anyway!

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[info]musette
2003-09-10 01:12 am UTC (link)
She's too cute, and the hair flip she did during "Popular" killed me.

Broadway wank -- the wank that spontaneously bursts into song!

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(Anonymous)
2003-09-06 06:48 am UTC (link)
Oh, I love angsty exits followed by flocks of fangirls begging and pleading for the annoyed one not to leave because it would break their little hearts...or is it better expressed as "OMG!1! Dont go!1! I'd *criez* mizz yew s0o0 mcuhiez!1"?

Either way, it's still fun to watch all the morons flock to one place.

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[info]elphaba
2003-09-10 01:06 am UTC (link)
Hee, why, yes. Very much "btu ur so kewl and prety adn we <3 u!!!"

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[info]bookshop
2003-09-08 05:40 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHA. A Bernadette Peters wank. This is the best thing ever. *throws roses*

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[info]elphaba
2003-09-10 01:12 am UTC (link)
*curtsies* I thought it was pretty fabulous, myself.

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