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Guardian (guardian_writer) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-09-05 17:36:00
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Current mood:*sporfle!*

HP wank for the 34864909 time
And I was the first to comment! Yes I know that this makes me wank particpant, but honestly, this was too good to pass up. Ok this personwanker is calling themselves [info]violator_lurks And they seem to think that our favorite [info]watchful_enity was disturbed and claims to have posted in their journal. o.O BNF's friended are some of the usual and a few of the not so BNF's too. I'm wondering about this one. A lot of those people are on my friends list.



Hello, everyone. I have friended a few of you, eh? Why? We’ll get to that later. I want to make a few things clear.
1. I am not, let me repeat that not a watchful_entity. That person was seriously troubled. In fact, I commented on their entries.
2. I too am sick of all the watchful wannabes. Ok?
I have friended you because I find you derogative to people in the ‘fandom’ and your journals are commonly read. I’m sure that some of you are nice but I have to ask how you can be so rude and inconsiderate to other people.
I have not finished my friending rounds either.
I did agree with one or two of watchful_entity’s points.The sexual ‘fanart’ is disgusting and wrong. So is smut. It should be illegal to tae characters of JK Rowling’s imagination and do such things.
-Vio


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[info]lynstraine
2003-09-06 07:10 am UTC (link)
I simply don't understand what these people hope to accomplish.

'FEAR ME, FOR AM I READING YOUR LJ AND NOT LIKING IT ONE BIT.'

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(Anonymous)
2003-09-06 09:13 am UTC (link)
Amen.

'STAND AMAZED, HEATHENS, AS I STARE AT MY FRIENDS LIST IN SEVERE DISAPPROVAL.'

This is the fandom equivalent of a rolled up newspaper to say, a pitbull. Raised in prison.

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[info]ladylisse
2003-09-06 07:15 am UTC (link)
I am being watched. o_O

I have this urge to write smut know. And draw pervy art.

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[info]fiatincantatum
2003-09-06 05:05 pm UTC (link)
oh, PLEASE do!

I'm still waiting for Maureen/Mop, you know

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[info]bonibaru
2003-09-06 07:16 am UTC (link)
One more weirdo to add to my list of people banned from commenting in my journal. What is it about HP fandom that draws them? How come Smallville, Due South, West Wing don't get to have stalkery watchers? So unfair.

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[info]redpanda
2003-09-06 01:31 pm UTC (link)
*raises hand from LOTR fandom* I don't get stalked either. I'm hurt. *sniff*

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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-09-06 07:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lots42, 2003-09-07 12:44 am UTC

[info]lauren
2003-09-06 07:25 am UTC (link)
I have friended you because I find you derogative to people in the ‘fandom’ and your journals are commonly read.

"I have friended you because you are more popular than I am, and because of that it is right for me to stalk you and make vast general judgements on your morality, in hopes that you will notice me change your dirty heathen ways."

I cannot decide if this girl is worse than watchful_entity, but the wank is definitely amusing.

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[info]insomniac
2003-09-08 09:31 am UTC (link)
"I have friended you because you are more popular than I am, and because of that it is right for me to stalk you and make vast general judgements on your morality, in hopes that you will notice me change your dirty heathen ways."

*laughs* I completely agree with that!
You'd think if you didn't agree with someone's behaviour you'd either keep right away from that person, or perhaps point out that you don't like it and then be on your merry little way.

"Look at me! I don't agree with you and I am friending you so you pay me some attention and flood my journal with negative comments. But I don't care if they're negative because you're still paying me attention!"

I'd say she gives watchful_entity a run for her money! ;)

Insomniac

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guardian_writer
2003-09-06 08:11 am UTC (link)
man, i wrote some H/D smut and I haven't gotten friended the last two times. It sucks! teh wank is ignoring me

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[info]sorchar
2003-09-06 09:03 am UTC (link)
I wish there was one of these in the wrestling fandom. I want to be watchdogged.

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(no subject) - [info]diamonde, 2003-09-06 10:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yadda, 2003-09-06 06:35 pm UTC

[info]belldandy
2003-09-07 08:29 pm UTC (link)
Hey, I'm getting stalked by
[Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<a [...] fandombitches</a>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.]

Hey, I'm getting stalked by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/fandombitches"fandombitches</a> and the only slash <i>I</i> ever wrote was Remus/Lucius that no one read. Want me to put in the good word for ya?

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AAARGH - [info]belldandy, 2003-09-07 08:30 pm UTC
Re: AAARGH - [info]belldandy, 2003-09-07 08:30 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2003-09-08 08:14 am UTC (link)
Bestiality dear, it takes cynophilia, goatsex or something with the Giant Squid to make the list.

Cam

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[info]sorchar
2003-09-06 08:38 am UTC (link)
And this is supposed to do what? Supposed to stop people from doing the things that they're doing because some random anonymous stranger is "watching them"?

Yep, there's some motivation. Ya sure, ya sure, you betcha.

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(no subject) - [info]lizardlaugh, 2003-09-06 08:59 am UTC
Re: - [info]sorchar, 2003-09-06 09:00 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-09-06 11:22 am UTC
Same song, second verse, a little bit faster and a little bit worse...
[info]lizardlaugh
2003-09-06 08:55 am UTC (link)
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, is there a troll breeding program in the fandom I don't know about yet?

...and what the fuck do they want with me?

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[info]yadda
2003-09-06 09:01 am UTC (link)
*Sigh* Back in my day trolls worked hard to have new and original ways to prod the fandom into replying hundreds of times. And they did it on dial up. After climbing up a hill. Both ways. In the snow.

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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2003-09-06 09:02 am UTC
(no subject) - guardian_writer, 2003-09-06 09:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darthfi, 2003-09-06 01:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dorothy1901, 2003-09-06 02:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]glasshouses, 2003-09-06 06:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darthfi, 2003-09-06 07:11 pm UTC
OT, but.. - [info]ruaki, 2003-09-07 06:30 am UTC
Re: OT, but.. - [info]darthfi, 2003-09-07 01:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gairid, 2003-09-07 08:30 am UTC

[info]yadda
2003-09-06 06:40 pm UTC (link)
They've posted again:

I despise the fandom. DESPISE it. It doesn't matter how good a 'fic' is. To get famous you have to be in some inner circle. Well fuck all you inner-circlists.

Haha, sounds like another angry would-be BNF. I would be famous, but the inner circle is keeping me down!!!1 Damn the man!!!

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(no subject) - guardian_writer, 2003-09-06 07:40 pm UTC
Buwahahahahaha!
[info]amand_r
2003-09-06 09:52 pm UTC (link)
Duuuude, what do I have to do to get friended by this person? I wanna be stalked too!

::goes off to make a manip of a huge penis and post it in her lj::

Heeeeeeeeeere trolly troll trolly.....

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[info]resmiranda
2003-09-06 10:08 pm UTC (link)
I love my fandom. We now have a standard procedure for this.

1) Someone makes a Trolly McTroll journal.

2) The people on their flist say "WTF?"

3) Word spreads.

4) Everyone has a fuckin' ball in the comments.

5) Mock journals are made.

6) The HP fandom is briefly united in an orgy of porn and cameraderie.

7) It happens again in a month and a half.

The wank is getting in my eyes! *sniff*

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(no subject) - [info]lizardlaugh, 2003-09-06 11:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-09-07 10:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]belldandy, 2003-09-07 08:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lizardlaugh, 2003-09-07 11:08 pm UTC

[info]technobadger
2003-09-06 10:12 pm UTC (link)
Smut smut smut. Whine whine whine! You'd think the way these people whine that the whole fandom was made up of nothing but sexual-tension and angst.

...oh, wait.

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(no subject) - [info]romana03, 2003-09-06 11:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - guardian_writer, 2003-09-07 12:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]belldandy, 2003-09-07 08:35 pm UTC

[info]limyaael
2003-09-07 01:18 am UTC (link)
I have friended you because I find you derogative to people in the ‘fandom’

And, as we all know, there is no worse crime than being "derogative!"

The sexual ‘fanart’ is disgusting and wrong. So is smut. It should be illegal to tae characters of JK Rowling’s imagination and do such things.

It should be illegal to have so many spelling mistakes in something you can edit, too, but there you go.

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[info]iris
2003-09-07 02:02 am UTC (link)
Harry Potter fandom will never stop being funny.

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[info]phosfate
2003-09-07 06:11 am UTC (link)
Not only another stupid pointless HP troll, but a stupid pointless HP troll appropriating a schtick that's already been done to death. These people are like American television network executives.

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Totally OT - [info]amand_r, 2003-09-07 09:53 am UTC
Re: Totally OT - [info]phosfate, 2003-09-08 05:16 am UTC

[info]delfeus
2003-09-07 01:40 pm UTC (link)
The latest one is this:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/fandombitches/

...why don't the trolls come up with new subjects? This is getting boring.

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(no subject) - [info]yadda, 2003-09-07 07:31 pm UTC

guardian_writer
2003-09-07 07:31 pm UTC (link)
I wish trolls would attack all the plebes in the fandom and talk about how stupid they all are, but unfortunately, I can see the BNF's being brought into that one too. *sigh*

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[info]thebratqueen
2003-09-07 09:17 pm UTC (link)
Okay, wait. These people decide they don't like certain members of fandom and their reaction is to make these journals, friend the people they don't like, and then sit back and hope that these same people have enough spare time in their day to check to see who's friended them lately and go off and read their user profile?

That can't be right. What am I missing here?

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2003-09-08 05:21 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-09-08 08:21 am UTC

  
   
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