Hey, I found a mini-wank. A wank-in-waiting.
On the Calvin and Hobbes fan community, someone complains about the automobile decals of Calvin peeing on things.

The use of the best comic strip character of all time to debase car companies, political figures, other countries, etc. etc. etc., is something that really gets me riled up. I have almost gone off the road on numerous occassions because I have become so angry at my fellow drivers' non-comprehension of the Calvin character. Calvin would not pee on Chevy.

Not too much wank goes on in comments (yet); although the first poster tells him/her that s/he's taking things too seriously. There is a link to a previous post about the same issue in which a poster is told she will go to hell for having a Hobbes-peeing-on-Snoopy car decal.
And there's another post with an online comic strip semi-mocking the decals.

Calvin would not pee on Chevy!!