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Embitca ([info]embitca) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-03-25 02:05:00
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Current mood:energetic
Entry tags:fandom: harry potter

Because fandom is fucking funny!
The life of a BNF is lonely and harsh, but somehow I carry on.

BNF post are always funniest when you have no idea who someone is, but apparently she has a history. Maybe some folks will come in and share it with us ;)


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[info]sorchar
2003-03-25 09:12 am UTC (link)
*blinks* Is this when I start singing, "My heart bleeds for you?"

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[info]sorchar
2003-03-25 09:13 am UTC (link)
meaning her, of course.

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(no subject) - [info]embitca, 2003-03-25 09:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2003-03-25 09:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lulinda, 2003-03-25 09:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kyuuketsukirui, 2003-03-25 10:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lulinda, 2003-03-25 10:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2003-03-25 06:18 pm UTC

[info]misswindy
2003-03-25 09:41 am UTC (link)
That was soooo moving.

This here is the world's tiniest violin playing that fandom classic, "My Heart Bleeds Purple Piss For You".

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[info]cesare
2003-03-25 09:52 am UTC (link)
If it's such a tragic damn hassle to be a BNF, why not just change screen names and start over? Worked for me.

Then you're not being judged on your BNFness, you're just another fan again. Of course, then no one reads your stuff. There are tradeoffs.

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[info]embitca
2003-03-25 09:54 am UTC (link)
Changing your username doesn't work if you let everyone know about your former BNF status on your new name ;)

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(no subject) - [info]cesare, 2003-03-25 08:14 pm UTC

[info]hugsnkisses
2003-03-25 10:07 am UTC (link)
oh oh oh! Will you be fwiends with me Ms BNF person? I don't really like you for your spiffy icons you, I just want to MOCK you.

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Here I go again on my own... - [info]cesare, 2003-03-25 11:50 pm UTC

allen
2003-03-25 10:08 am UTC (link)
She has, and now she's sad because she's not a BNF in her new fandom. Maybe it's because she screwed everyone overmade a few enemies in the old one.

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[info]afrai
2003-03-25 12:17 pm UTC (link)
You're not a BNF in your current incarnation? But ... but I thought you were! This cannot be!

*head explodes*

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I need minions! - [info]cesare, 2003-03-25 08:17 pm UTC
Re: I need minions! - [info]kyuuketsukirui, 2003-03-25 09:04 pm UTC
Re: I need minions! - [info]cesare, 2003-03-25 10:04 pm UTC
Re: I need minions! - [info]phosfate, 2003-03-25 09:05 pm UTC
Re: I need minions! - [info]cesare, 2003-03-25 10:08 pm UTC
Re: I need minions! - [info]phosfate, 2003-03-25 10:10 pm UTC
Re: I need minions! - [info]cesare, 2003-03-25 11:56 pm UTC
Re: I need minions! - [info]phosfate, 2003-03-25 11:58 pm UTC
Re: I need minions! - [info]cesare, 2003-03-26 12:02 am UTC
Re: I need minions! - [info]phosfate, 2003-03-26 12:10 am UTC
Re: I need minions! - [info]afrai, 2003-03-26 01:32 pm UTC
Re: I need minions! - [info]cesare, 2003-03-27 09:17 pm UTC

[info]hugsnkisses
2003-03-25 10:05 am UTC (link)
6 of my friends are friends with her. :-\

And bleh, we all have our sob stories. Mine started on a windy night 6 years ago, when I was mearly a young Hogwarts pupil, searching for the love no human could give me. *wanders off mumbling about cheating squid*

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(no subject) - mortari, 2003-03-25 08:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hugsnkisses, 2003-03-25 08:45 pm UTC
To borrow a quote
[info]backfromspace
2003-03-25 10:18 am UTC (link)
I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats.

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Re: To borrow a quote - [info]renjenri, 2003-03-25 10:57 am UTC
Re: To borrow a quote - [info]backfromspace, 2003-03-25 11:02 am UTC
Re: To borrow a quote - [info]renjenri, 2003-03-25 11:03 am UTC
Re: To borrow a quote - [info]backfromspace, 2003-03-25 11:13 am UTC
It's twue. - [info]phosfate, 2003-03-25 04:45 pm UTC
Re: It's twue. - [info]nita, 2003-03-25 05:25 pm UTC
Re: It's twue. - [info]phosfate, 2003-03-25 05:27 pm UTC
Re: It's twue. - [info]nita, 2003-03-25 08:55 pm UTC
Re: It's twue. - [info]phosfate, 2003-03-25 08:57 pm UTC
Re: It's twue. - [info]nita, 2003-03-25 11:17 pm UTC
Re: It's twue. - [info]phosfate, 2003-03-25 11:24 pm UTC
Re: It's twue. - [info]nita, 2003-03-25 11:38 pm UTC
Re: To borrow a quote - [info]sagralisse, 2003-03-25 04:14 pm UTC

[info]kyuuketsukirui
2003-03-25 10:28 am UTC (link)
What.ever.

Grace

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[info]delore
2003-03-25 11:20 am UTC (link)
I was famous I guess. I was really big in popslash once upon a time. And I don't know why, to this day, that was. All I did was write about boys having sex. Whee.

"I could have been a contender?.I could have been somebody."

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(no subject) - [info]sajasma, 2003-03-25 04:07 pm UTC

[info]mirabellawotr
2003-03-25 01:53 pm UTC (link)
*sniffle* It's all so sad! There she was, on top of the world, as if she were standing on the prow of the Titanic at the beginning of the movie before anyone knew it would all end in tears and hundreds of people sent to a watery grave; and now she's like the Little Match BNF, looking wistfully through the windows at the parties and the lights and laughter, just wishing she could be a part of it again. Just for one... more... night.

Snort. Now I'm sorry I ever said that being a BNF must suck. She needs to step the fuck away from the computer and make friends with actual three-dimensional people, I think.

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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-03-25 04:16 pm UTC

[info]parlance
2003-03-25 05:29 pm UTC (link)
BTW, *nslash folks know her as Lois Lane. There's *definitely* history.

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(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2003-03-25 05:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]megolas, 2003-03-26 12:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]parlance, 2003-03-26 12:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]megolas, 2003-03-26 06:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]parlance, 2003-03-26 07:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]megolas, 2003-03-27 12:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]parlance, 2003-03-27 05:59 am UTC

[info]snuh
2003-03-25 05:38 pm UTC (link)
It's so sad! *sniff*

What freaking fandom is she a BNF in anyways?

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[info]lcsbanana
2003-03-25 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Isn't this the chick who scammed thousands of dollars off several different people in succession? Why yes, yes it is!

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(no subject) - [info]yadda, 2003-03-25 06:52 pm UTC

[info]snacky
2003-03-25 06:31 pm UTC (link)
You know, I wanna know just how famous a BNF can actually get. I mean, stalkers, yeah, natch, but are there autograph seekers involved? Paparazzi? Not *gasp* PR DEVILS?

See, I'm a NNF, so really, I have no idea of the hardships BNFs go through.

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(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2003-03-25 07:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2003-03-25 09:02 pm UTC

[info]raisedbyhyenas
2003-03-25 06:37 pm UTC (link)
Eh, actually, I kinda see where she's coming from because I've been there. Which is why I'm not there any more. Whee! *capers about in blissful anonimity*

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[info]ev_vy
2003-03-25 07:00 pm UTC (link)
Uhm, who the fuck is that person?

But since I enjoy lonely life and flame wars I think I could become a BNF. Could you spread a word that Ev vy is a fucking great BNF? I could then grate on your nerves with wanky posts!

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(no subject) - [info]yadda, 2003-03-25 07:14 pm UTC

[info]mer1973
2003-03-25 07:08 pm UTC (link)
plays sad sad song on violin for sad sad BNF

Seriously now, folks, she scammed money from popslash fans? WTF were ya' all/they thinking? This is the internet, we don't give up money for nothing.

Well, okay, we might pay for our ISP. And, and, okay maybe LJ. And well, maybe or webspace, if we can't convince our friends to support us for free.

And fuck, I just destroyed my own argument didn't I? Never mind.

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(no subject) - [info]embitca, 2003-03-25 07:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mer1973, 2003-03-25 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]parlance, 2003-03-25 08:35 pm UTC

[info]katemonkey
2003-03-25 07:30 pm UTC (link)
I think that we should all say we were BNFs under a different name in a completely different fandom from what we're involved in now.

Because it's funny.

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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-03-25 07:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]embitca, 2003-03-25 07:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-03-25 08:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]spicedrum, 2003-03-25 08:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]embitca, 2003-03-25 08:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitchysmurf, 2003-03-25 08:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - dawnjosephine, 2003-03-25 08:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cesare, 2003-03-25 08:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]embitca, 2003-03-25 08:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2003-03-25 08:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cesare, 2003-03-25 10:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2003-03-25 11:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]megolas, 2003-03-26 12:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2003-03-27 07:18 am UTC
I'm STILL big.... it's the FANDOM that got small. - [info]mauralabingi, 2003-03-26 02:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gairid, 2003-03-26 07:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thelame, 2003-04-01 12:09 pm UTC

[info]bitchysmurf
2003-03-25 08:00 pm UTC (link)
Woe is BNF.

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[info]embitca
2003-03-25 08:08 pm UTC (link)
What's amazing to me are the comments. They are almost wankier than her original post because now all these people are sucking up to her. "Wow, you were famous? Can I kiss your ass??! Gee, thanks! I'm so honored." Slurp, slurp.

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(no subject) - [info]soy_latte, 2003-03-25 08:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]parlance, 2003-03-25 08:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]embitca, 2003-03-25 08:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]parlance, 2003-03-25 09:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lcsbanana, 2003-03-25 09:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]parlance, 2003-03-25 10:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]soy_latte, 2003-03-25 10:00 pm UTC

[info]lancenerd
2003-03-25 10:48 pm UTC (link)
I want to be famous and hate it and post about it so people will stuff their nose up my ass and take a deep sniff and say: "It's all right. We <3 you TONS! As long as I'm kissing your ass you'll notice me. Ooooh, she likes my icon ::dies::"!

::sob::

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[info]dande
2003-03-26 06:59 am UTC (link)
She's ready for her close up, Mr. Dimille

BNF's are Fracking Funny.

Loff, Dande

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