Rich, skimmable wank.
Rolling Stone puts out a list of the 100 greatest guitarists ever. Said list is quite awe-inspiringly weird. Wank ensues.

And ensues.

And ensues.

About the only thing that they can all agree on is that the list is off-base, and that the author of the article should be shot and skullfucked. The rest is a steaming pile of generational wank.

My favorite:

You may have gotten the old sacks, but where the new guys? I mean like the Used's Quinn Allman, Rancid's Tim Armstrong or Lars Frederickson, Queens of the Stone Age's Josh Homme, Smashing Pumpkins/Zwan's Billy Corgan, Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong, AFI's Jade Pudget or even Blink- 182/Box Car Racer's Tom Delounge? They all have invented music and changed it. Your list wouldn't even have them if it was 200.
WANKSTATOM...None of those people deserve to even be considered for this list! What were you thinking!?!

Me, I'm just miffed they didn't put Frank Black on there. >:D