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Sep (lord of all I survey) ([info]sepiamagpie) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-09-14 01:54:00


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this isn't actually wank as such...it is a parody of wank
the beautiful wank dance as performed by the Dilbertfeed commenters.


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[info]darthtall
2003-09-14 10:20 am UTC (link)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeheeheeheehee.

But look! There could be wank yet! The latest posters want the whole first comment thread gone! Gone, I say.

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[info]terminal_frost
2003-09-14 10:45 am UTC (link)
Points out that latecomers are lameasses who wouldn't know humour if it bit them in the groin.

Proceeds to mock them.

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[info]lots42
2003-09-14 02:20 pm UTC (link)
You people are messed in the head

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[info]terminal_frost
2003-09-14 02:27 pm UTC (link)
Maybe, but I can't think of a better use for such cerebral malfunctionings...

That and this is all the evidence I'll ever need to present to all those sadsaps that don't believe I was dropped on my head at a very early age.

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[info]lots42
2003-09-14 02:29 pm UTC (link)
I can make several suggestions on what you can do with your head but it'd probably get my account shut down. So imagine something really fucked up and chances are I'd agree

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[info]bohicamouse
2003-09-14 03:27 pm UTC (link)
I prefer fucked in the head myself. Messed sounds all scat and I like my squicking ver' hygienic-like.

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[info]backfromspace
2003-09-14 10:21 am UTC (link)
Angry complaint that self-aware wank is not wank at all.

Implications of immaturity and newbiehood.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2003-09-14 11:02 am UTC (link)
points out the topic thread lists it as parody. Does happy magpie dance to summon actual wank.

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[info]backfromspace
2003-09-14 11:07 am UTC (link)
Makes unconvincing excuse for not reading title, implies subject lines are beneath him.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2003-09-14 11:08 am UTC (link)
throws fit that all should pay the strictest attention to his topic titles as he is obviously the unknown BNF and you are the scum upon his boots.

Ogles your nun.

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(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2003-09-14 11:55 am UTC
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[info]sagralisse
2003-09-14 07:11 pm UTC (link)
Expresses glee at the reappearance of the fandom nun while ignoring your actual comment.

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[info]redpanda
2003-09-14 10:30 am UTC (link)
*wipes a tear of mirth/joy* All is forgiven.

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[info]terminal_frost
2003-09-14 11:06 am UTC (link)
Ah, parody...

It's a beautiful thing...

*laughs self into unconsciousness*

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[info]sepiamagpie
2003-09-14 11:07 am UTC (link)
*pokes with stick*

I eat tonight! *drags off*

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[info]terminal_frost
2003-09-14 11:09 am UTC (link)
Protests against being devoured by sepiamagpie saying that she is high in saturated fats and chemicals and other unhealthy things, then tries to bribe with carrot sticks saying that they're "good for the eyes".

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[info]sepiamagpie
2003-09-14 11:11 am UTC (link)
Points out he managed to get that delightful honey garlic bbq sauce...

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[info]amasaglajax
2003-09-15 02:47 am UTC (link)
Points out that we have matching icons. Wonders when the matching wedding bands will arrive.

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[info]lcsbanana
2003-09-14 11:26 am UTC (link)
god damn you, beeotch! i was just on my way here to post that!!!!11

"Second reply to First Comment."

"First accusation of homosexuality."


Hee. comedy gold! GOLD!!!!11

First random offer of sexual favors.

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[info]chash
2003-09-14 04:58 pm UTC (link)
I liked when the replier was gay, and the OP requested that he pretend to be homophobic and closed-minded for five minutes. Good times.

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[info]singe
2003-09-14 08:59 pm UTC (link)
That WAS hilarious. Good times fershure.

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[info]mauralabingi
2003-09-14 06:34 pm UTC (link)
Suddenly I feel as though I am once again youthful and happy, roaming the carefree cascades of alt.fan.karl-malden.nose....

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[info]mirabellawotr
2003-09-14 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Makes pointless non-contributing "I worship your icon" comment.

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[info]telesilla
2003-09-14 11:53 pm UTC (link)
Agrees just to get her own icon noticed.

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[info]virago
2003-09-15 08:47 am UTC (link)
Shows up late, gratuitously states obvious. Optional: nervous laughter.

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(Anonymous)
2003-09-18 02:48 am UTC (link)
*Anonymous poster arrives, makes random comment, leaves*

(or is this a F_W-exclusive phenomenon?)

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