Gamer Geek Wank
White Wolf Games wants to sue Sony pictures for the movie Underworld, claiming that Sony is committing copyright infringement for using themes like Werewolves and Vampires and street wars between the two.

Here is an article about the suit. The comments there have some wank value, as does the the discussion about the suit on the Something Positive Livejournal community.

No one wanks like geeks, and damn, are they...