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Guinevere ([info]guinevere33) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-09-19 11:24:00


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Not so much a wank as a wank that could have been, if only reddragdiva hadn't intervened, vorpal sword in hand:

It's dot_cattiness wank hilarity!

Includes:
> deliberate invocation of Godwin's Law on the second comment
> accusations of being a whiny fuckwit
> and much, much more!


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[info]cesare
2003-09-19 10:21 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Reddragdiva rocks pretty hard! *bookmarks*

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[info]beandelphiki
2003-09-19 11:09 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Reddragdiva is an idiot.


...Sorry, right, hivemind.

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[info]cesare
2003-09-20 01:29 am UTC (link)
No no, carry on. It's a fine line...

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[info]darthfi
2003-09-20 02:06 am UTC (link)
I think he's bang on with his bit about "housewife".

I'd also better throw in that I know this guy in real life. I was at his wedding a few months ago. He's one of those strange people who is simultaneously very cool indeed and also a complete dork. (And yes, I say these things to his face.)

He can also a) not hold his mead (home-brewed and very very strong), b) charm you senseless and c) pass out on the carpet in front of you, *all at the same time*.

I also have the huge advantage of reading this and hearing it all being said in a rather bass Aussie accent with a wry grin on his face.

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[info]lots42
2003-09-19 11:37 pm UTC (link)
Heck, there's other wank back a few days. I, yes me, am the one who insisted that if you stay home, raise the kids and keep the house clean, you're a housewife. Apparently I am a horrible human being for calling things what they are, instead of whatever the person wants to be called.

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[info]backfromspace
2003-09-20 01:11 am UTC (link)
My goal in life is to become a housewife with servants. I shall sit in my lofty throne, heartily commanding them to draw the curtains, and lo they shall draw the curtains.

Arr.

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-09-20 05:50 am UTC (link)
I started it. We should get cookies, dammit

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[info]lots42
2003-09-20 02:46 pm UTC (link)
BIG cookies. With 'wank masters' spelled out in chocolate chip

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[info]iczer6
2003-09-20 01:22 am UTC (link)
I have nothing to add but Gender Neutral pronouns make me want to eat my own head.

'Zie' my goddamned ass.


Icz

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[info]rhi_silverflame
2003-09-20 05:03 am UTC (link)
Gender-neutral pronouns don't really get on my nerves, at least not in other languages, 'cause they're already there.

But when people start pulling gender-neutral pronouns out their asses to use as part of the English language, it makes me want to take a spork to various areas of soft tissue.

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[info]quinctia
2003-09-21 10:19 pm UTC (link)
But we HAVE one. "It"

People just don't want to be called an it. That doesn't mean we don't have a neuter pronoun.

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snowball
2003-09-20 08:55 am UTC (link)
*eyes cross* I didn't know that 'housewife' was an insulting term. o_O

I must come from one fucked-up family. Every stay-at-home mom in my gene pool calls herself a housewife. Even the one stay-at-home dad calls himself a housewife. I had no idea it was an insult.

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