dawnswalker
2003-09-21 08:16 am UTC (link)

"What if Yukito from CCS was secretly a girl!"

Next... on a Very Special Cardcaptor Sakura - Will Yukito survive a sex-change operation gone wrong? Will Sakura find out the truth about Eriol's secret love child? Can Meilin save Touya from the inner demons that are leading him on his downward spiral towards drugs, rock 'n roll, and heterosexuality? The only way to find out is to stay tuned!

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iczer6
2003-09-21 08:24 am UTC (link)

[Will Yukito survive a sex-change operation gone wrong?]

More importantly will he change his name to 'Hedwig' and start a rock band.

It's not so much soap oprea dramatics as flat out bizzare leaps in logic.

From what I can decipher I think it goes something like: Ruby Moon is a Guardian, Ruby Moon is genderless, Yue is Guardian so Yue MUST be genderless [despite canon evidence to the contrary] therefore Yukito must be a GIRL in SEKRIT!

I'm thinking I should ask for some kind of chart here....

Icz

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	ereshkigal 2003-09-21 08:30 am UTC (link)
	sporfles Man, I think Eriol made Ruby Moon genderless just because he didn't want to have to deal with another Yue... but boy did he go too far in that respect. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)

(Anonymous)
2003-09-22 12:53 pm UTC (link)

..Ruby Moon is genderless? That makes me sad. -_-
I always sort of figured that Yukito and Yue were both male (being basically male-looking, or close enough by CLAMP standards) and Nakuru and Ruby Moon were both female (being, again, basically female-looking). If they explicitly say that their guardian/whatever forms have no gender, it got lost in the HK subtitles.. for my part, I don't assume the bits fall off when the wings pop out.

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elysian
2003-09-21 02:59 pm UTC (link)

Just because it's ridiculously unlikely doesn't make it impossible - this is anime, after all.

We ought to start threads for every single other character, then. What if Sakura is really a boy and Syaoran is gay?! What if Sakura's father is actually her mother because her parents liked to disguise themselves for fun but when her father died her mother was so ashamed to be caught cross-dressing that she's been guarding the secret all these years by permanently assuming his identity?!

It doesn't have to make sense; it's CLAMP!

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*giggles immaturely*

dawnswalker
2003-09-22 07:13 am UTC (link)

"What if Sakura's father is actually her mother because her parents liked to disguise themselves for fun but when her father died her mother was so ashamed to be caught cross-dressing that she's been guarding the secret all these years by permanently assuming his identity?!"

YOU STOLE MY FANFICTION IDEA! YOU BITCH!

Oh well, at least my other SUPER ORIGINAL idea where Mr. Daidouji and Mr. Li ran away together is safe... but for how long?

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	Re: giggles immaturely iczer6 2003-09-22 07:21 am UTC (link)
	[Oh well, at least my other SUPER ORIGINAL idea where Mr. Daidouji and Mr. Li ran away together is safe... but for how long?] But I thought Mr. Li was dead... Maybe Mr. Daidouji got a sex change and ran off with one of Li's sisters who's a Drag King! Icz (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: giggles immaturely dawnswalker 2003-09-22 09:37 am UTC (link)
	"But I thought Mr. Li was dead..." Well, fanfiction is all about ingenuity, if you catch my meaning... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	shoiryu 2003-09-21 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	She thinks "genderless" and "female" are interchangeable? She must've been reading the English translated Wish manga. GRUMBLEWANK (Reply to this)

	mariagoner 2003-09-21 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Arrr. Just tell that fellow to write an MPreg fanfic and get over it. Wanker. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	iczer6 2003-09-21 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	Considering the board I think this more a rather odd attempt at getting HOT LESBIAN SEX. Of course why he doesn't simply look for some SakuraxTomoyo fics, ya know the potential shoujoai pairing in canon, is beyond me. Icz (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mariagoner 2003-09-22 12:13 am UTC (link)
	Oh god. You've done the impossible and have started making me feel a bit of sympathy for this guy. HOT LESBIAN SEX falls on the extreme right side in my like-vs.-unlike divide. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iczer6 2003-09-22 12:21 am UTC (link)
	My original point was that one can easily find reasons for HLS in CCS without having to give one of the male characters a sex change. Icz (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eljuno 2003-09-21 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	And watch as the poster doesn't seem to realize that the terms 'genderless' and 'female' aren't interchangeable. What? They aren't? I was CONVINCED that the definitions were "Male: Having a penis" and "Female: Having no penis", thus making anything non-male female BY DEFINITION! I have experts to back me up, you know! EXPERTS, I SAY! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	*laughs* vengeance_bean 2003-09-22 12:41 am UTC (link)
	""Male: Having a penis" and "Female: Having no penis", thus making anything non-male female BY DEFINITION!" That makes my desk female. We can have girl-talk! Hey, the computer's female, too... and the fan, and the pictures, and the dresser, and the window... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: laughs (Anonymous) 2003-09-23 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	...Which inevitably leads to these (http://www.furnitureporn.com/) sort of (http://ec.kernelpanick.net/shrimp.shtml) things (http://ec.kernelpanick.net/keyboard.shtml). (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2003-09-23 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	'Yukito secretly a girl' O.o Okay, they be smokin' the bad crack. Steve, who's too lazy to get a code for himself (Reply to this)