Your attention please!
This is your Supreme Wanklord speaking!

The new rules are these:

1. No unfunny trolling.
2. No death threats.
3. No posting people's RL personal information.
4. No violating the JournalFen TOS.
5. You will have fun if I have to break every bone in your body.

Don't like it? Start your own community and have all the rules you want.

Now, get back to pointing and laughing, minions!

[Edited to add: I don't know what's up with the comments, but I assume it's related to whatever tinkering ZR & co are doing. Now, back to your regularly scheduled wank.]