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energetic

Vive la wank!
Oh my this is some of my personal favorite wank I've ever gotten to witness. ::wipes tear:: Really, it's beautiful.

So, we have La Révolution Française, what purports to be a historically based, French Revolution RPG. Note that it is misspelled "le revolution" in the actual URL for the board. In my experience it is perhaps the biggest Suefest in the history of the known world, not to mention so totally historically whacked out I can't begin to explain it, but I'm a geek of the period so that's neither here nor there.

After a rant post by the mod, Adele, about the prevalance of Sues on the board, she busts into the middle of someone else's thread and bitches about the copying and the blatant Mary Sueness of it all (never mind that her characters are complete Sues anyway). This results in some really beautiful wank where at least four characters off themselves in the middle of an inn with no explanation in protest. Sadly, most of that got deleted, but there are some remnants on the second page of the above link.

Of course it gets better! Blanche decides, in an exit post that gave me so many wankgasms I went through an entire pack of cigarettes, to vent her spleen in truly wanky fashion. It's a doozy, but my favorite quote has to be this.

I hate every single one of you. I hate Ambre. I hate Veronique. I hate Mathis. I hate Aveline. I hate Zephryine. I hate Justine. I hate Bailey. I hate Aneron. I hate Jolie. I hate Odette. I hate Princess. I hate Javert. I hate Blanche. I hate Laurie. I hate EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. EVERYONE. This has really spoiled my evening, it really has.

Wow, so subtle. So classy. So... wanky.

ETA: The first link has been deleted. ::sob, plays taps:: As of now, the second is still good.

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	livviebway 2003-09-22 03:28 am UTC (link)
	But she doesn't hate usssss! giggles Our time was well spent. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: musette 2003-09-22 04:22 am UTC (link)
	I love it when I can just sit back and watch the wank come to me. (Reply to this)(Parent)

mauralabingi
2003-09-22 03:45 am UTC (link)

"I hate every single one of you. I hate Ambre. I hate Veronique. I hate Mathis. I hate Aveline. I hate Zephryine. I hate Justine. I hate Bailey. I hate Aneron. I hate Jolie. I hate Odette. I hate Princess. I hate Javert. I hate Blanche. I hate Laurie. I hate EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. EVERYONE. This has really spoiled my evening, it really has."

*wipes tears of laughter*

Oh, my God. Dude, that was beautiful.

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	Re: musette 2003-09-22 04:23 am UTC (link)
	She hates EVERYONE? Did you hear, EVERYONE? Except it isn't personal or anything. boggle (Reply to this)(Parent)

	backfromspace 2003-09-22 04:23 am UTC (link)
	That's what Weekend Daddy said. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	laymedown 2003-09-22 05:26 am UTC (link)
	I HATE YOU, AND I HATE YOUR ASS FACE. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mariagoner 2003-09-22 08:19 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. It was real classy of her not to leave any hard feelings behind. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	onetrickpony 2003-09-22 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	"Did the monster eat Jean?" "It ate EVERYONE!" "...but did the monster eat Billy?" "it ate EVERYONE!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rhi_silverflame 2003-09-22 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	"ROCKS FALL! EVERYONE DIES!" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	laurar 2003-09-22 05:48 am UTC (link)
	I hate Zephryine ...Zephryine? Now there's a classic from The Big Book of Mary-Sue Names! wanders off, giggling and muttering 'zephryine' under her breath Blonde and fragile, yet with the heart of a lioness I'm sure... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: musette 2003-09-22 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Oh take a spin around the board, the number of gorgeous prostitutes with a heart of gold and street wise pick pockets who just need the love of a good woman is really just boggling. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2003-09-23 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Don't mock. Gorgeous prostitutes with hearts of gold were what won the French Revolution. They voluntarily gave all the aristos crabs. I did not just type that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: musette 2003-09-23 03:20 am UTC (link)
	::snort:: That is fucking genius. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	livviebway 2003-09-23 03:31 am UTC (link)
	That just explained SO much. Thank you. curls up in corner to try not to speculate this new information too much (Reply to this)(Parent)

	greekhoop 2003-09-22 06:31 am UTC (link)
	I hate EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. EVERYONE. This has really spoiled my evening, it really has. "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, fuck you... I'm out." I am so orgasming right now. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: musette 2003-09-22 07:01 am UTC (link)
	Oh god, that reminds of that great bit in History of the World. "Yesss, no no no no no no, yesss, no no no no no no, yesss, no no, yess, no no no no no no no no no no, YES!" ::sporfle:: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	darthhellokitty 2003-09-22 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	This is like at the end of Romper Room, when Miss June (or whoever it is nowadays, if there is Romper Room nowadays) would hold up her Magic Mirror and say "I see Johnny, and Mary, and Sue, and Mabel, and..." (Reply to this)

	belldandy 2003-09-23 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	They've both been deleted. Waah. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: musette 2003-09-24 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Damn! And it was such good wank too! sobs quietly (Reply to this)(Parent)