Vive la wank!
Oh my this is some of my personal favorite wank I've ever gotten to witness. ::wipes tear:: Really, it's beautiful.

So, we have La Révolution Française, what purports to be a historically based, French Revolution RPG. Note that it is misspelled "le revolution" in the actual URL for the board. In my experience it is perhaps the biggest Suefest in the history of the known world, not to mention so totally historically whacked out I can't begin to explain it, but I'm a geek of the period so that's neither here nor there.

After a rant post by the mod, Adele, about the prevalance of Sues on the board, she busts into the middle of someone else's thread and bitches about the copying and the blatant Mary Sueness of it all (never mind that her characters are complete Sues anyway). This results in some really beautiful wank where at least four characters off themselves in the middle of an inn with no explanation in protest. Sadly, most of that got deleted, but there are some remnants on the second page of the above link.

Of course it gets better! Blanche decides, in an exit post that gave me so many wankgasms I went through an entire pack of cigarettes, to vent her spleen in truly wanky fashion. It's a doozy, but my favorite quote has to be this.

I hate every single one of you. I hate Ambre. I hate Veronique. I hate Mathis. I hate Aveline. I hate Zephryine. I hate Justine. I hate Bailey. I hate Aneron. I hate Jolie. I hate Odette. I hate Princess. I hate Javert. I hate Blanche. I hate Laurie. I hate EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. EVERYONE. This has really spoiled my evening, it really has.

Wow, so subtle. So classy. So... wanky.

ETA: The first link has been deleted. ::sob, plays taps:: As of now, the second is still good.