| Current mood: | BNF-ish |
| Current music: | "White Flames" ~ Weiß Kreuz |
Character-bashing is Bad, Mmmmmkay?
Yes, Virigina, there *are* people who like the girls from Weiß Kreuz! As this tiny li'l wanklet proves (Hey, wait! I thought my SN over here already did *most* of the proving of that!)...
For those of you who weren't aware, or were maintaining blissful ignorance, Weiß Kreuz is a show about four hot guys who run a flower shop by day and kill people by night. Of course, being four hot guys, with four hot enemies, they draw lots of yaoi attention. Some people, however, who vaguely call themselves Het-shippers, like het pairings for these four hot guys. Not all the time, and not exclusively, but they like het. OKAY!?! Good.
Het-shippers don't like their pet girls getting bashed. Witness!
Someone, with a pretty bland sense of humor, writes a Sakura-Bashing fic. By Gundam Wing or Slayers standards, this is sub-par, at best. However, this asshat manged to get the attention of the tiny, close-knit band of passing Het-shippers! Watch as the flames go higher and higher! She gets a few generic pats on the back before they ride in, the clip-clop of hooves overheard in the distance as two of the four Tohru of the Apocalypse, Crystal Dawn and GangstaVidel make their appearances to smack her down. Just like Star_of_Heaven said she (Crystal Dawn) would.
And the author, quite predictably actually, invokes the now infamous "If you don't like it, DON'T READ/LOOK AT/ACKNOWLEDGE IT!" line. (Actually, I think she did - I couldn't wade through her spelling in the reply review too well...) Well, I suppose it would've been smart for the author to do that before she started writing bashing fics, right? And badly spelled reply reviews...
Oh, and... CD would like you all to know that she would like to have first dibs on getting a new corollary to Godwin's Law named after her: "Anyone found to be using "If you don't like it, DON'T READ/LOOK IT!" as a defense to bad fanfiction, screaming kids, or anything else, is hereby declared to be the de facto loser of the argument."
And the Het-shippers would like you to know that they can wank it with the best of 'em.