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The Sumerian Goddess of Death ([info]ereshkigal) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-09-22 21:03:00


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Ayumi Hamasaki is Ugly!
Small wank, I wouldn't have even posted about it if I hadn't ended up laughing my ass off at one of the replies. Ahem...

Possible Troll: Ayumi Hamasaki is ugly! I mean really ugly! And an average singer at best, but she's ugly! She should consider surgery...
Board Regulars: How dare you! Are you blind? *image* How can you not think that's hot?
Teh Funny: You guys suck. He's entitled to his opinion. How dare you insult him for it? And he's not blind, how could he judge her appearance if he were blind? Your logic is flawed! It's not right to judge a person who's judging someone they don't know from a picture just because they have a different opinion!

Wankwankwank!

Edit: I would go into who Ayumi Hamasaki is, but uhm, the original poster gives the bare basics anyway. So eh...


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[info]biichan
2003-09-23 04:24 am UTC (link)
Err. Is it a bad thing when my immediate reaction is to not make fun of the participants but agree with a "YES! SHE IS HOT!"

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[info]ereshkigal
2003-09-23 04:29 am UTC (link)
Nah, that was my reaction too... that is, until I saw teh funny reply. :x Then I couldn't help but laugh.

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[info]biichan
2003-09-23 04:46 am UTC (link)
Yes. People are silly.

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ataniell93
2003-09-23 05:40 am UTC (link)
If only she could sing as well as say, Mai Kuraki, Hikaru Utada or even that chick who sings "Never End" whose name I am embarrassed to have forgot.

But hey. I prefer Yutaka Ozaki, Masaharu Fukuyama, and other people no one in America has ever heard of :D

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[info]ereshkigal
2003-09-23 05:43 am UTC (link)
Onitsuka Chihiro all the way baby. :x *cough*Doesn't really know Ayumi Hamasaki from a hole in the wall, but the wank was funny anyway.*cough*

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(Anonymous)
2003-09-24 10:58 am UTC (link)
One here too. She has wonderfully, messed up lyrics. *listening to Moonlight(Gekkou) right now*

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[info]biichan
2003-09-23 05:51 am UTC (link)
Ah, well, I am a Hamasaki plebe. But you knew this darling. And she makes pretty lj icons.

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[info]htrismegistus
2003-09-23 06:08 am UTC (link)
< o f f t o p i c >

But hey. I prefer Yutaka Ozaki, Masaharu Fukuyama, and other people no one in America has ever heard of :D

Ajico. UA. Hajime Chitose. Cocco. Love Psychedelico.

< / o f f t o p i c >

< o n t o p i c >

What a good wank!

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ataniell93
2003-09-24 05:21 am UTC (link)
I saw Love Psychedelico in 2001. They were awesome. I saw them in San Francisco at the Paradise < / off topic >

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[info]kyuuketsukirui
2003-09-23 10:04 am UTC (link)
Amuro Namie sang Never End.

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ataniell93
2003-09-24 05:20 am UTC (link)
Thanks. :D

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[info]rogue
2003-09-23 04:32 am UTC (link)
Isn't she (Ayu) the one who's had a massive amount of plastic surgery already? I get her and the one who sings the Kingdom Hearts song mixed up.

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[info]kyuuketsukirui
2003-09-23 04:34 am UTC (link)
Yeah, people say she's had a lot of surgery. I don't really pay that close attention myself, though she's one of my favorite singers. The one who sings the Kingdom Hearts theme is Utada Hikaru.

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[info]rogue
2003-09-23 05:00 am UTC (link)
Someone showed me "Ayu as a young model" and "Ayu as a pop star" photos, and the difference is huge. She got her eyes, nose, and maybe something else done. Yikes. I think she looked a lot better originally.

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*laughing*
[info]htrismegistus
2003-09-23 05:11 am UTC (link)
What a timely thread. Ayumi was a guest star on a program here in Japan not ten hours ago. My first thoughts were -

1) Wow, she's ugly these days.
2) That surgery must have been costly.
3) Some talented airbrushers exist in this world.
4) That's a lot of stage makeup.
5) She's still a really good singer despite all the "work."

Which makes my appreciation of the above-linked wank that much deeper...

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Re: *laughing*
[info]rogue
2003-09-23 05:19 am UTC (link)
I'm used to the super-plastic-fake look of the Japanese pop stars - I just don't like her voice. It's nasally and she can't hit any notes. Ouch.

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Re: *laughing*
[info]htrismegistus
2003-09-23 05:39 am UTC (link)
Oh, she can't sing live - her voice has been shot for years - but the production on her albums is quite nice.


Which, come to think of it, doesn't have much to do with her...

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Re: *laughing*
[info]rogue
2003-09-23 05:43 am UTC (link)
*thinks of the boyband episode of The Simpsons where they just twist the nob over to "good*"

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Re: *laughing*
[info]kyuuketsukirui
2003-09-23 10:03 am UTC (link)
I like her lyrics a lot, though I was really disappointed with her decision to add a bunch of English to the Rainbow album. She said before that she didn't write in English because she didn't feel she could express herself fully using it, and I respected her for that. In a world of "body feels exit" and "I wish you will be happy life" (among millions of other gems), it was a refreshing change.

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Re: *laughing*
[info]htrismegistus
2003-09-23 10:54 am UTC (link)
I like her lyrics a lot

I do like her lyrics on several songs - "Dearest" and "I Am..." spring instantly to mind. I like the techno/orchestra remix albums as well - unlike most remixes they do give the songs completely different feels.

In a world of "body feels exit" and "I wish you will be happy life" (among millions of other gems), it was a refreshing change.

Agreed. Although there's just something about oh, say, SMAP, trying to grin and dance while singing in "English" that they obviously don't understand that has a different sort of entertainment value entirely...

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Re: *laughing*
[info]rikoshi
2003-09-27 05:48 am UTC (link)
Oh, she can't sing live - her voice has been shot for years

I have an mp3 of Ayu singing "Evolution" during a New Year's Eve concert. It's one of the funniest things ever. It's like someone's trying to play violin on her vocal cords.

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[info]kyuuketsukirui
2003-09-23 05:36 am UTC (link)
I saw her in a drama (Miseinen) in...hrm...I think it was 93? 94? Anyway, quite some time ago and long before she was famous as a singer, and I remember thinking she was quite ugly at the time. I don't think she's all that pretty now either, but she's grown on me. I just love her singing.

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Half a tidbit...
(Anonymous)
2003-09-23 03:13 pm UTC (link)
And Ayumi Hamasaki is the one who sang the Thousand Arms theme(s - Op and Ed).

Come on, someone besides me has to have plodded through wasted their time on played that game...

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Re: Half a tidbit...
[info]starherd
2003-09-24 01:19 am UTC (link)
*LOL* My husband bought that game when it first came out because he mistook it for a sequel to Wild Arms. He took it back as soon as he got home and read online that it wasn't. I was pissed... I wanted to have a look at it :-P
(As a result, I've never heard the music; it never left its case)

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Re: Half a tidbit...
(Anonymous)
2003-09-25 12:32 pm UTC (link)
I can sum it up for you:
A dating game crossed with a somewhat-generic, slightly-above/below average RPG, where one of the main features is dating various girls throughout the game to upgrade your weapons (you can even take sticker photos with them)!

And those girls? Well, there`s:
1. Aerith wearing a cat-bell
2. Pickpocket with a heart of gold-digger
3. Science Genius Girl (TM) wearing a froggie hood
4. A pirate with a big hammer (who reminds me of Ayla, for some reason)
5. Obligatory older, mature woman (I think she was a librarian?)

...geez, guess which part of the game I overplayed?

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Re: Half a tidbit...
(Anonymous)
2003-09-25 12:36 pm UTC (link)
...various girls throughout the game to upgrade your weapons (you can even take sticker photos with them)!
...Er, that would be sticker photos with THE GIRLS, not the weapons.

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Re: Half a tidbit...
[info]pennycentury
2003-09-24 07:32 am UTC (link)
She also sang one of the end themes from Inuyasha, didn't she? Was it Season 3?

Approximating on-topicness: Nothing quite like plastic surgery wank. Maybe I'll go cruise a couple of Britney Spears boards and see if there's anything shakin' there....

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[info]redpanda
2003-09-23 08:21 am UTC (link)
Eh, I have three of her songs, I have no idea what she looks like or who those other "better" singers are. I like these songs. Who cares otherwise? :)

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Drags out my Jpop CDs from a dusty corner
[info]lukita
2003-09-23 01:01 pm UTC (link)
Keep in mind these CDs are a couple of years old. From the pretty insert pictures, I personally think Ayumi Hamasaki needs a couple weeks worth of sleep. Voice wise... no comment since I don't have the ear for it.

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[info]nekoneko
2003-09-23 01:47 pm UTC (link)
I don't really listen to Ayumi. Never did. I like Masami Okui better. Especially every song she ever did for Utena.

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[info]rikoshi
2003-09-27 05:50 am UTC (link)
I happen to really like some of Okui's stuff from Slayers. Her voice is just fantastic "kickyourass!" in her intensity.

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[info]mariagoner
2003-09-23 07:53 pm UTC (link)
She did the Utena soundtrack? Hey, neat!

But... she's not very pretty. She's rather cute, but in a very ordinary way. I wouldn't say she's ugly, though...

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[info]nekoneko
2003-09-23 11:42 pm UTC (link)
Masami Okui did Toki Ni Ai Wa, I Can't... and Rinbu Revolution. I love those songs.

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[info]pipssister
2003-09-26 05:15 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I agree. I think the "Japanese Avril Lavigne" comment was pretty close, although I think Avril's more attractive.

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