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Schoen-chan ([info]schoenschoen) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-09-22 20:56:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Current music:"Tsuiki to Tawamure" ~ Duel Jewel
Entry tags:clamp, reviews, sockpuppets

The future has not been determined yet... so let's make bukkake out of it!
A little update to this cute little snippet from the ever-popular X fandom. You know, the one with the mysterious, anonymous reviewer?

Ohhhh! The mystery is *killing* meeeeh!

Well, apparently, it's killing [info]ariseishuro, who would like all of the world to know that she knows *exactly* who the culprit reviewer is! But she has to ask permission before revealing their supah-sekrit identity... Oh, pooh. Her other all-wise friend says no, so no Masonic sekrits for teh plebes today. ;_;

But that won't let her be stopped from making vague and obsequeious innuendoes about who it is, oh no!

Anyone else smell the strong headwind of bullshit blowing over here, or is it just my imagination?

PS: Had to show off the new Chick icon. XD Isn't it great?



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ataniell93
2003-09-23 05:41 am UTC (link)
"Make bukkake"?

Oh-kay. I know what that means in real Japanese (yuck). What does that mean in fangirl Japanese?

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-09-23 06:09 am UTC (link)
It means exactly what you think it means from the looks of it. ^^ *laughing* Wait'll someone else breaks out their bukkake icons - it *burns*, man!

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ataniell93
2003-09-23 06:46 am UTC (link)
iyadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. :D

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[info]virago
2003-09-23 06:11 am UTC (link)
Um... "make" is a word in English, too.

Make...to...fashion...something...into something else. i.e. "let's make it into bukkake" or "let's turn it into bukkake."

...words fail me.

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-09-23 06:13 am UTC (link)
*singing*
My love for you is like a truck
BERZERKER!
Would you like to make some fuck
BERZERKER?


XD XD XD It had to be done.

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[info]virago
2003-09-23 06:21 am UTC (link)
I think it's "making fuck" ("Did he say 'making fuck'?"), but still:

Ahahaha.

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[info]banal_o_rama
2003-09-23 06:27 am UTC (link)
It's "Make Big Fuck." I'm 99% sure.

BERSERKER!

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[info]kerikeri
2003-09-23 07:27 am UTC (link)
Pretty sure it's "some making fuck".

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ataniell93
2003-09-23 06:43 am UTC (link)
Sono toori da, "bukkake suru" to itta no hou ga ii desu ne?

I was wondering if the word "bukkake" meant the same thing to you guys as it does in say, Japanese porn. As in, spooge in the eyes. LOL, wank wank. :D

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[info]virago
2003-09-23 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Oh, of course. "Bukkake" has entered the general lexicon of perviness; I think I've heard reference to it outside anime fandom, even.

I thought you meant "make bukkake" particularly.

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[info]feenix
2003-09-23 09:45 am UTC (link)
...I don't get it.

(What it means in real Japanese. I mean, half my icons have cocks or semen-drenched women and I swear I'm not gay, honest.)

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[info]iczer6
2003-09-23 05:58 am UTC (link)
Sigh, and here I was hoping someone had info on the actual X manga series, if CLAMP ever decideds to finish it.

Just to clarify this person claims to know who the anonymous reviewer is from the recent X wank right?


Icz

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-09-23 06:07 am UTC (link)
Your icon is teh yum.

And, yes - this person claims to have figured out in a *mere* six days time who the culprit 'intelektshual' is. *or however you spell it*

But she can't tell anyone. Because it would be rude. Or something. But that's not gonna keep her from lording it over everyone else's heads. ^^

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[info]iczer6
2003-09-23 06:11 am UTC (link)
[Your icon is teh yum.]

Thanks, I can't take credit it was made by the wonderful Rinoared.

[But she can't tell anyone. Because it would be rude. Or something. But that's not gonna keep her from lording it over everyone else's heads. ^^]

Maybe this person IS the reviewer and she's trying to throw us off the trail!

Or maybe I'm watching too many soap operas.


Icz

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[info]shoiryu
2003-09-23 06:39 am UTC (link)
Maybe this person IS the reviewer and she's trying to throw us off the trail!

HA! That's MY theory.

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[info]musette
2003-09-23 06:07 am UTC (link)
I have nothing amusing to add other than I am in love with your icon.

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-09-23 06:11 am UTC (link)
Tsank yaw. ^^ Because everyone needs a mobile guillotine icon, you know.

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[info]musette
2003-09-23 08:43 am UTC (link)
There has been many a day when I would have loved to have one.

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[info]banal_o_rama
2003-09-23 06:23 am UTC (link)
You beat me to it!

._. Now I'll never get sexed up.

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[info]shoiryu
2003-09-23 06:35 am UTC (link)
*Sexes you up anyway!* Thanks for playing! XD

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-09-23 06:37 am UTC (link)
That's because I hog all teh seXX0rs. XD

Actually, I'm not sure what you're referring to here - I beat you to the wank, to singing 'Berserker', or to making the lovely guillotine icon? ^^ heehee!

I bet that guillotine icon gets me *laid* one day. Thank you, Jack Chick! :D *big thumbs up*

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[info]lunchbox
2003-09-23 08:27 am UTC (link)
*snogs* see?

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-09-24 03:47 am UTC (link)
d00d! *adds name to list of people snogged on F_Wank - so far, the count's nearing ten*

*snogs more* :D

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[info]eljuno
2003-09-23 09:41 pm UTC (link)
*Sexes you up, too, just because...*

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[info]visp
2003-09-23 07:23 am UTC (link)
Out of morbid curiosity, what was the original context for the Chick picture?

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[info]cheyinka
2003-09-23 07:39 am UTC (link)
If I recall correctly, that one's from an End Times story, where this guy didn't have the mark of the beast and got killed for trying to buy food.
Or something.

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[info]amand_r
2003-09-23 08:54 am UTC (link)
Yup. And they made a movie out of it, and lo, they show it to teenagers in fundie churches. And lo, I was one of them, and thusly, it was bad. The mark of the beast. ::snort::

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[info]rhi_silverflame
2003-09-23 11:28 am UTC (link)
Augh!!!!! Was it that goddamn "Thief in the Night" movie? I harbor SO MUCH FUCKING HATE FOR THAT WASTE OF CELLULOID.

'cause I remember being made to sit through that several times when I was a kid, and the bit where the woman comes into the bathroom to find her disappeared husband's electric razor buzzing in the sink somehow traumatized the shit out of me. To say nothing of the guy being wheeled around on a stretcher with his head all gashed open. I couldn't sleep for like, a year afterward. :P

Then, of course, when I was about fourteen I took up with an inexplicable mania for eschatological study . . . which now serves me in good stead in my anti-neoconservative rants. :D

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[info]gairid
2003-09-23 02:37 pm UTC (link)
*horrified*

There's Jack Chick *movies*? After reading the ref to the mobile guillotine I looked up Chick Tracts and spent a good hour reading some of those 'comics' in revolted disbelief. I didn't find the tract with the mobile guillotine, alas.

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[info]teratologist
2003-09-23 04:18 pm UTC (link)
He's threatening to come out with a new one any day now.

It will no doubt be a huge, huge hit.... among youth group leaders and the type of parents who set their kids' Pokemon cards on fire in the kitchen sink during spasms of righteousness.

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[info]maev_connacht
2003-09-23 06:36 pm UTC (link)
Oh god, *movies*?! I have to find these, purchase them, and MST3K them mercilessly.

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-09-24 03:58 am UTC (link)
And when you get them, you *will* invite me over, won't you, for crack tea and crumpets and MSTing? ^^ We could make a party out of it! :D

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[info]gairid
2003-09-24 03:25 am UTC (link)
I find the idea of *movies* by this maniac terrifying. And this one is based on 350 (count 'em!) original oil paintings by someone I never heard of. I have been boggling about this the entire DAY.

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[info]banal_o_rama
2003-09-24 03:31 am UTC (link)
As I recall (though I'm a bit rusty and the article is long gone), the painter of Chick's movie is also the guy's backup artist, and the guy who did Chick's Pope's Jesus Commandos comic books. He's the one who can actually draw, or stipple as it may be.

Damned be the whisperers!

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[info]gairid
2003-09-24 03:39 am UTC (link)
*giggling at the word 'whoremonger' in the 'Damned be the whisperers' strip *

God. I wonder what these *oil* paintings look like. But no...I probably don't really want to know.

I don't know what it is, but I am simultaneously revolted and fascinated by these things.

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[info]teratologist
2003-09-24 05:03 am UTC (link)
I wanna be a whoremonger. The whoremonger looks quite happy. Plus, is there a cooler word in the english language than 'whoremonger'?

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[info]visp
2003-09-25 03:01 am UTC (link)
Whoremonger. *nods* You're right. It does have a certain... flair to it. We should start a whoremongers club.

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[info]teratologist
2003-09-25 03:53 am UTC (link)
I was actually thinking about the word "fishmonger" the other day for some reason too. Monger is just a tragically underutilized root word.

I wonder if one could be said to be a wankmonger?

And I completely want in on the whoremongers club.

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[info]bitca
2003-09-23 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Chick parody of one of his more famous tracts, the Dark Dungeons one.

Of course, if you don't know anything about gaming, it will probably not be as funny...

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[info]cheyinka
2003-09-23 09:58 pm UTC (link)
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0007/0007_01.asp
One mobile guillotine, at your request! (About halfway down the page.)

And I am so grateful that I've never seen a movie of one of these things. I mean, I fit into several of the groups that are Going Directly To Hell Without Passing Go Or Collecting $200.... and yet, I'm not convinced.
(I giggled at the gaming ones, actually.)

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[info]gairid
2003-09-24 03:43 am UTC (link)
*boggles at the stuff in that link*

Okay,the mobile guillotine is bad...but I wonder if we all have marks of the Beast in our hands or on our foreheads? *peering*. It's also pretty funny how much they hate the Pope. I mean, really! The poor guy can hardly hold his head up anymore.

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snowball
2003-09-24 06:38 am UTC (link)
I don't get it either. He's a little old guy in a beanie, people! He's not Satan!

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[info]sewingmyfish
2003-09-24 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Oddly enough one of the guys I game with believes with all his heart that the pope is satan and that Catholicism is "The Great Whore". He also believes that Judgement Day will be this Yom Kippur and got really mad at me when I asked if that was before or after the Ren Faire, cause if it got in the way of my bodice women I'd be pissed.

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[info]visp
2003-09-25 03:06 am UTC (link)
How could he be pissed! Some people just don't have a proper appreciation for girls in corsets.

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-09-24 03:50 am UTC (link)
OMGWTF. I have got to see this movie. Does he have them available on his webpage? O_O That would be the shizzity shizznit! :D

Wow. Just... Wow. 'The Beast' was always my favorite Chick Tract. XD Mostly because of the Mobile Guillotine. ^^

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[info]visp
2003-09-23 10:02 pm UTC (link)
The moral being, watch out for those crispy puffs! Buying them can be hazardous to your health.

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[info]visp
2003-09-23 10:12 pm UTC (link)
Ooh, they have a book out now! "Lucifer Dethroned" - the "true" story of an ex-vampire! This ought to be good.

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[info]amasaglajax
2003-09-23 05:28 pm UTC (link)
Look at my new icon. It is so pretty. Yes.

Sorry, no witty comments. BERSERKER!

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