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	backfromspace 2003-09-26 09:21 am UTC (link)
	Dear xProgs, Your display of mindless devotion has gained my everlasting love. Please come and deflower my well-used virginity at your earliest convenience. Yours eternally, Hilary Duff (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mariagoner 2003-09-26 09:31 am UTC (link)
	Bah. Everyone knows she lost it with that future-druggie-in-training Frankie Muniz. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	backfromspace 2003-09-26 09:37 am UTC (link)
	She's a born-again virgin, obviously. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mariagoner 2003-09-26 11:13 am UTC (link)
	Praise the Lord! All hail Michael Eisner! (Reply to this)(Parent)

daijinryuu 2003-09-27 06:54 am UTC (link)

I love the "born-again virgin" thing. Once in sex ed, we got to listen to this one woman who went through a whole spiel about how she used to be a great big whore, but that she's not now, and described it by filling a bottle with various liquids, making extremely dark, and then almost clear again, and I guess it was magical or something. Then she did a demonstration where she'd hand someone a toothbrush, have him or her use it, and then hand it to someone else to use and then equated that to having sex. That was an interesting day. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	backfromspace 2003-09-27 06:58 am UTC (link)
	My sex ed teacher way back when was a short little Asian woman named Jenny (like 90% of my twenty billion bosses). She would spend all day whining about how flat-chested she was, explain that it wasn't unnatural, and then pull out Mr. Pinky and Mr. Purple, her glow-in-the-dark dildos, and have us practice putting condoms on them. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daijinryuu 2003-09-27 07:00 am UTC (link)
	We didn't get dildos! We just got to watch someone else put it on a banana. And a bad cartoon representation thereof. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	backfromspace 2003-09-27 07:18 am UTC (link)
	Aww. I'll bet you poor bastards didn't get Good Vibrations Day, either. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daijinryuu 2003-09-27 07:59 am UTC (link)
	No, we just got to watch that "Miracle of Life" video that gives you whiplash tossing you straight into an extreme vagina close-up of a birth. I'm so deprived. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	backfromspace 2003-09-27 08:01 am UTC (link)
	What about Woody Allen movies? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ataniell93 2003-09-27 08:50 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah, that video, better known as the "ChildFree Recruiting Tape". (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pet 2003-09-26 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, I thought she was dating the littlest Carter! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	If she lost it to anyone it would have been him. soy_latte 2003-09-26 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	That's what I was thinking. Although I have seen tabloid-like reports of breakups and makeups between them, so who knows if they still are. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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	htrismegistus 2003-09-26 10:59 am UTC (link)
	(and I am so reviewing this on Chibi-Clan Nudity soon [blatant plug!]). That... that... that site reviews Don't Copy That Floppy and Bananaman. Do you know how important Bananaman was to my childhood development? Do you run CCN? If so, you are my God. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-09-26 11:06 am UTC (link)
	He co-runs it. Mostly in the fashion of stopping myself when my meglomanical plans for stupid world destruction begin to get a bit out of hand. -RPD- (Reply to this)(Parent)

	shoiryu 2003-09-26 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Yeeerg, Hilary Duff needs to fade into obscurity already. Her fifteen minutes are WAY the hell up. (Reply to this)(Thread)

rann 2003-09-26 09:54 pm UTC (link)

She had fifteen minutes? Seriously, every time the WB says "Hilary Duff!", they say it like I'm supposed to get all excited and scream like a fourteen-year-old-girl. "OMG LIEK HILARY DUFF!!!" (Well, maybe if I WAS a fourteen-year-old girl, I'd know who the hell she was.) But EVERY SINGLE TIME they say her name, they say it like she's supposed to be a bigger star than Tom Cruise. Maybe they're trying to make you think she is. c.c (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	biichan 2003-09-27 12:46 am UTC (link)
	They are failed Pavlovians. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-10-01 02:46 am UTC (link)
	They are the girls who would don tinhats if they didn't clash with the banana scented lipgloss and string-tie shirts. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dawnswalker 2003-09-27 04:07 am UTC (link)
	She'll be on "Celebrity Boxing" against Jessica Simpson one of these days, and YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lillyv 2003-09-30 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'll take Jessica Simpson in 2 rounds, thank you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iczer6 2003-09-26 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Christ I don't think that was so much wanky as it was just flat out SCARY. I'm beginning to understand why many celebrities fear their fans... Icz (Reply to this)

	leahthegreat 2003-09-27 01:48 am UTC (link)
	Ugh. Who cares? Who wants to own Hillary Duff? I turned on the special for about fifteen minutes. It was really really really scary. She started moshing. If you've ever heard her music, you would understand. After reading the comments on the webpage, the wankiness started to get to me. -Leah (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	nekoneko 2003-09-27 04:54 am UTC (link)
	You are affiliated with CCN. I <3 you. (Reply to this)

	biichan 2003-09-27 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Oooooh. Fuck with him. Please. (Reply to this)

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	x Progs (Anonymous) 2004-01-18 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	I have to admit, I'm fighting the urge to fuck with him.. ^^ was that a challenge kid? are u angry at the fact that i flooded her feedback, stole her sn HilaryD33 and owned everyone on her buddylist? u want to fuck with me? aight. my screename = x Progs come start... ill be waiting for you. (Reply to this)