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The pornotherapist is IN ([info]oulangi) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-09-27 17:11:00


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Current mood: annoyed

Two for one H/G HP wank
The infamous H/G ship is sinking.

Yes, sadly, Griffindor tower is shutting it's doors on October 3 for good. The kerfluffle that lead to this was - as best I can discover - about beta'ing policy. This lead to hard feelings?!!! And one of the admins went into the EZboard and switched the passwords. General meltdown ensues.

That spawning wank may well be lost. However, the remaining Queens/admins/whateveh set up a new 'farewell' board That of course was irresistible to some combatants:
There are a few 'You were all mean, I expected this to implode ages ago', and then Allie Kiwi notes that history is written by the victors:

Why is it that the one who strips another of their admin powers, without any consultation, becomes the one in the 'right' and therefore the one who gets to play martyr?

Followed by a classic 'someone please, think of the children / authors:

You've stated this occurred over a disagreement on beta'ing. Imagine how this will make them feel... you are still ripping their home apart.

This irritates tartanboxers, who comments on it *briefly* in his own LJ, where Alliekiwi also adds her 2 cents.

The GT has directly/indirectly brought some wankilicious moments; notably [info]watchful_entity (no I have nothing to do with them! I just hate their enemies) and [info]pottersginny. Watching the various HP camps go after eachother has brought beautiful wank to millions thousands dozens of fandom wankers. And now it appears to be over...

Except there's a new archive. Run by [info]slayersjenn. And she appears to hate the same people that GT and [info]watchful_entity disliked.

So much so that she created a rule on her archive to specifically exclude one popular fic. Her rejection letter used language that was strangely reminicient of watchful_entity - so much so that I'd bet were only one or two degree's from it's identity.

ETA FIYA is now disallowing any NC17 fics, not just 'knockers'



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[info]feenix
2003-09-28 03:42 am UTC (link)
...this is so not real.

The "No Knockers" rule is the best thing EVER. I think that should become a part of EVERYONE'S TOS.

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[info]oulangi
2003-09-28 04:08 am UTC (link)
The 'No Knockers' rule should be posted on courthouses in Alabama.

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[info]lots42
2003-09-28 04:13 am UTC (link)
I have no idea what that phrase is supposed to mean but I love it

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[info]feenix
2003-09-28 04:26 am UTC (link)
5. Please note that sometimes questionable content might not be permitted to be archived. This doesn't mean I'm speaking of NC-17 content. (An example would be writing an entire story about Ginny's breasts.)

And the icon's for the rule. Questions, of course, are welcome.

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(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2003-09-28 05:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikoshi, 2003-09-28 06:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2003-09-28 06:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikoshi, 2003-09-28 07:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2003-09-28 06:27 am UTC

[info]heyoka
2003-09-28 01:06 pm UTC (link)
If you're asking re: "courthouses in Alabama"? That's referring to a current controversy over a plaque of the Ten Commandments which is posted in a particular courthouse in Alabama. There is a legal challenge to have the plaque taken down, and I think the state supreme court said it should be, but the judge who has jurisdiction over that court refuses.

Or something like that.

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(Anonymous)
2003-09-28 04:24 am UTC (link)
::facedesk::

Is this a bad time to say I'm a H/G shipper and I LOVE Knockers? And that GT was on so much crack?

My ship needs Prozac.

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[info]oulangi
2003-09-28 04:44 am UTC (link)
Would you like a code?

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[info]ladylisse
2003-09-28 07:07 am UTC (link)
I have one, actually. JournalFen just has this tendency to log me out for no reason. :D

::glares at browser::

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[info]coyotegirl
2003-09-28 07:01 am UTC (link)
Two things.
One: I would very much like to read the fic in question, but I can't find it. Can you direct me?
Two: I think "My ship needs Prozac" would make an excellent icon, and if you don't object, I'm hunting down an appropriate screencap and making one. ^.^

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[info]ladylisse
2003-09-28 07:09 am UTC (link)
1) Knockers? It's right here.

2) Please make the icon. You would be my hero.

(I can log into JF. Really.)

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[info]coyotegirl
2003-09-28 08:45 am UTC (link)
1) Thank you!

2)
Muahahahaha. I made a domlijah one for [info]soleta, too. ^.^

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(no subject) - [info]soleta, 2003-09-28 08:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladylisse, 2003-09-28 05:51 pm UTC

[info]redpanda
2003-09-28 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Heh! I thought that story was HILARIOUS. HP fans really have no sense of humor whatsoever, don't they?

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[info]resmiranda
2003-09-28 07:10 am UTC (link)
Knockers by MsScribe.

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(no subject) - [info]coyotegirl, 2003-09-28 08:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]necronomist, 2003-09-28 08:54 pm UTC

[info]rikoshi
2003-09-28 05:46 am UTC (link)
Harry Potter wank is seriously the alpha and omega of the Internet, I swear to Christ.

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[info]nekoneko
2003-09-28 05:54 am UTC (link)
I thought that was RPS wank.

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[info]rikoshi
2003-09-28 06:18 am UTC (link)
While RPS wank is quite enlightening humorous and certainly a fantastic phenomenon, I think HP wank wins out in terms of quintessentiality.

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(no subject) - [info]folk, 2003-09-28 06:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikoshi, 2003-09-28 06:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]folk, 2003-09-28 08:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]defenestrate, 2003-09-28 07:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkrose, 2003-09-28 07:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2003-09-28 11:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]folk, 2003-09-28 12:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stoptocheer, 2003-09-28 11:01 am UTC
Re: - [info]folk, 2003-09-28 12:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lasultrix, 2003-09-28 01:26 pm UTC

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*jawdrop*
[info]feenix
2003-09-28 07:11 am UTC (link)
Their archives should still be up. They're giving authors a chance to remove their fics, and they don't lose GT.net for another month and a half.

Also: I hate not knowing which icon to use...

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[info]ladylisse
2003-09-28 07:13 am UTC (link)
What, this story? It's on SQ. It's all about the pimp!Dumbledore.

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(no subject) - [info]chash, 2003-09-29 05:42 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2003-09-28 03:31 pm UTC (link)
My God! You don't know how appropriate your use of the phrase "alpha and omega" with regard to H/G-instigated wank is, do you?

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[info]folk
2003-09-28 06:27 am UTC (link)
Um, AFAIK, [info]tartanboxers is allegedly female. Though it's the Internet, and one can never tell. YMMV, IANAL and NO SCARY HARRY/GINNY PEOPLE DO NOT STALK ME.

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[info]resmiranda
2003-09-28 07:14 am UTC (link)
This is an especially lovely gem: I'm in shock. I'm sick for one say and GT is gone. I feel like Sirius died all over again.

Newsflash, sweetie: He was NEVER ALIVE. He is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER. Please to be taking your pills.

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[info]lulinda
2003-09-28 07:26 am UTC (link)
*SNORT*

Ahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!

But didn't you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare?

*tears out hair*

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ataniell93
2003-09-28 07:29 am UTC (link)
I cared so much that when I get codes, I'm going to make a community called "DeadDogParty" for all the other people who hated the Marauders.

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(no subject) - [info]darkrose, 2003-09-28 07:31 am UTC
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Snacky's Law alert! - [info]snacky, 2003-09-29 05:46 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2003-09-28 10:16 pm UTC (link)
That GT Queens farewell board is cracking me up. Just in the first post we get "No matter where Your Majesties decide to go after this, Long Live the Queens. Long live H/G."

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