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Fleur (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} stoptocheer) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2003-09-28 20:42:00 |
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So, down a bit, here, someone mentioned the deliciousness of a joint HP and RPS wank. Of course, where could we turn but the more-heterosexual-than-Domlijah-boys, Sean Biggerstaff and Chris Rankin.
For those just tuning in, Sean and Chris play, respectively, Oliver Wood and Percy Weasley in the HP movies. They both have large teeny followings - unsurprisingly, Sean's seem to have a lower average IQ and age. One day, alas, they stumble on some Rankinstaff fic, here and here.
Over at Chris Rankin's boards, the teenies freak but Chris gives it the big ol' thumbs up and makes a gratuitous mention of how he and Sean both find it amusing. However, he seems to be in the minority. There are reactions of "it's sick...twisted....sick....gross...NO!!!"
Unsurprisingly, Chris's fans are all pretty cool about it, overall. Calm, at least, and the arguments some of them have are just the general good old anti-RPS things. Chris leads them well. However, over at sb.com, it's a bit more amusing.
It seems that individual threads and posts on Sean's message board can't be linked to, but you can log in as a guest and search for 'Sean Gay Fan Fic', or simply read the highlights, or, would you will, the lowlights of Sean's little fans - live and unsober.
"sean gay....my hero? the world has come crashing down as I know it...."
"Oy. He is NOT gay, thank the Lord. That's why it's called a fan FIC. I hope Sean sees it and marfin' laughs his cute little hetero bum off."
"HE IS NOT GAY! Get the picture?"
"*sigh* I don't care either way here, but calling it sick? THAT'S a little too far. There's nothing sick about two people being attracted to each other, whether is a man and a woman, a man and a man or a woman and a woman. For crying out loud, this is 2003! Time to move on with the times everyone..."
"It's sick no matter what year it is, and that's that."
"Thats kind of close-minded, Meryl. There are a lot more openly gay people now, so people need to learn to accept it. Besides, gay guys are awesome. They make good friends."
"*vomits* Man that was disturbing..."
"Okay Rina that is really sick! You have no place to even write something like that! If he is (which he isn't obviously) that would be none of your damn business! You have nothing better to do than to sit around and post fictional things? That is so not classy , as a matter of fact that is trashy get a life! That doesn't involve slamming on perfectly good guys besed on some gay ass rumor!"
(Ah yes, I hereby swear off all Rankinstaff as it was merely slamming on perfectly good guys 'besed' on some 'gay ass rumour'.)
So what have we learned? Sean is NOT GAY, GOT THE PICTURE, and all roads lead to New Zealand, the mecca of gayness. *puts on wizard tinhat, departs*
