schoenschoen
2003-09-29 08:45 am UTC (link)

That's absolutely beautiful wank, Split. *sniffles**wipes tears from eyes*

I bet that wasn't what the guy was asking for at all. ^^ It kinda makes you wonder if they ever sit around at night while they're crying into their blow-up Rei Ayanami dolls and wonder exactly *why* they can't score with real chicks, doesn't it?

Also, I guess this is why anime fandom is so full of chicks who love other chicks, huh? With meatheads like this, I think the future of Otakukind is doomed, don't you?

Unless we recruit! :D Like those fundies say homosexuals do! You know what they say, 'If they're not watching anime by eight, it's too late!'

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	feenix 2003-09-29 09:49 am UTC (link)
	...but then that would actually entail the concept of a Rei blowup doll, which would just shatter the sanctity of all that is Eva for me ~~not like "End" didn't do a good enough job of that for me already~~. (And you have no idea how many tries it took to get the damned picture to work.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

schoenschoen
2003-09-29 11:00 am UTC (link)

Ummmm.... ^^;;; There *are* Rei blow-up dolls. I swear to dawg I saw Moby standing with one. *he's apparently a Rei fan* There's also an Evangelion hentai vid out that I'm pretty sure Gainax not only licensed, but put together *themselves*. *I have a music video from it - quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my entire life. Shinji just keeps going "OMGWTF, Asuka why are you doing tha-- don't stop! Eeeeeeeehehehehe!" Quite beautiful, really ^^*

I won't even go into Gainax Strip Mah-jong. Gendo in boxers. *shudder*

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	bohicamouse 2003-09-29 11:16 am UTC (link)
	wants every single one of the items you mentioned--even the Rei doll (Reply to this)(Parent)

	feenix 2003-09-29 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	...And this is the reason I try to avoid fandom whenever possible. Because I like having my little view of the canonverse ~~defiled~~. (Also: Toshio Okada's speaking at my campus tonight. I don't know if that makes things better or worse...) (Reply to this)(Parent)

starherd
2003-09-30 09:40 am UTC (link)

I've got an untranslated Eva-hentai VCD with *darned* good animation... no idea if it's the one that you're talking about, though. The best part is Gendo watching the NERV orgy, which he seems to have orchestrated for Shinji's benefit, with that evil, evil smile... *snicker*

Also... Rei blow-up dolls: I don't know if they exist, but (everybody here's over 18, right?)
check out realdoll.com. One of the models is asian, and the lower right-hand picture on her sample pic page has suspiciously Rei-like hair...
*hopes that the above comment won't result in trouble; will delete if so*

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	dontgiveahoot 2003-10-05 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. My. God. I want to see this hentai vid - and where oh where did you get the musicvid?? desperately wants to see it wouldn't mind an Ayanami doll to cuddle either Jen / Quoth the Raven (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

schoenschoen
2003-10-07 06:23 am UTC (link)

I don't have the hentai vid, but I bet you could get it off eBay. O_o Maybe. I *do* have the music vid, though. ^^; It's an AMV to 'Closer' by NIN with animation from the hentai. Like someone else said above, it's the one with Gendo being all creepy and smiley and stuff.

I got it from a guy at met at Katsucon this past year, while we were snowed in. He mentioned that he had a yaoi sampler VCD, and let me rip all the stuff he had on it onto my laptop. So half a year later, I'm randomly going through the file I got from him and I go "OMG! It's Eva pr0n!"

I wonder how much space that thing takes up and if I could put it up on my website (where people couldn't find it unless I gave them the URL)?

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	split 2003-10-07 10:34 am UTC (link)
	If you zip the file, it won't take TOO much space. wink wink hint hint :P wants to see if not for the shock value, then for the fun stuff (Reply to this)(Parent)

virago
2003-09-29 06:30 pm UTC (link)

>>Also, I guess this is why anime fandom is so full of chicks who love other chicks, huh? With meatheads like this, I think the future of Otakukind is doomed, don't you?>>

Gaaahaha.

>>I bet that wasn't what the guy was asking for at all. ^^ It kinda makes you wonder if they ever sit around at night while they're crying into their blow-up Rei Ayanami dolls and wonder exactly *why* they can't score with real chicks, doesn't it?>>

The ones I've heard from bitch and whine about how real chicks aren't as cool, sweet, loving, hot, beautiful, devoted, ego-stroking, perfect, huge-chested, and single-mindedly focused on them as anime chicks. REAL girls want to TALK about stuff and they have lives of their own. They suuuuuuuuuuck. Why can't they all be like [fill in random figment here]?

Granted, I fangirl quite a bit myself, but I at least don't equate fiction with real life THAT way.

Tangent, sorry; this type of wank is the biggest plank in my soapbox. I once lived with a guy for a year who started up the physical part of our relationship by bitching that I didn't look like the girls in hentai, and ended our friendship later by bitching that I wouldn't let him start up a harem in my apartment. Not a polyamorous relationship - a harem, by that name.

Needless to say he's no work of art himself.

I'm done with the battle scars. Oh dear, oh my. Classic find.

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	split 2003-09-30 11:30 am UTC (link)
	Recruit a new generation of fans, huh? That's a wonderful idea! I'll start with ~~corrupting~~ enlightening the kids around me. ::grin:: (Reply to this)(Parent)

ataniell93
2003-09-29 09:01 am UTC (link)

A friend of mine asked why I left anime fandom for HP fandom when there aren't any men in HP fandom except for the gay ones.

I think she's forgotten that with few exceptions (her bf, and that's about it) there aren't any men in anime fandom, either. I should show her this.

I particularly loved this:

And most importatnly, always rember, the importance of looks are inversly propertiant to hwo logn you awnt the relation shipo to last

if you jsut want a oen night stand, yous ure as hell better get some hawt sloot, adn she culd be the most anoyign btich inthe world, but if your looking for soemone to be with for a reasnoable amount of time, personality and combatability becosue mcuh mroe important thatn simple apearence

Sigh. As someone said on a dating board I frequented some many years ago... "Girls like boys who use spellcheck."

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	htrismegistus 2003-09-29 12:51 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. I pray some of these guys will eventually date girls with "combatability." Might do them a world of good, as I'm pretty sure their blowup dolls don't smack the crap out of them for being assholes... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	beccastareyes 2003-09-30 03:54 am UTC (link)
	"Girls like boys who use spellcheck." That is so icon-worthy. If I wasn't lazy and behind on homework I would make one. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dawnswalker 2003-09-29 09:15 am UTC (link)
	But the thing IS, these are people who take pretty much all of their social relationship cues from anime to begin with. And... well... yeah. (Reply to this)(Thread)

virago
2003-09-29 06:22 pm UTC (link)

W-E-R-D, WORD.

The excerpts and this thread crack me up. I've seen it so many times before; it's so beautifully ridiculous and sickeningly true. I'll have to read the original thread tonight.

You know how they'll sometimes have those "cute" segments/stories where people ask little kids questions about grownup stuff to see the explanations they have?

That's what I feel like when I see people ask hardcore anime fanboys about women, only replace "cute" with "depressingly common and more than a little creepy."

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	dawnswalker 2003-09-30 03:42 am UTC (link)
	Do you think Bill Cosby will ever have a "funny" TV show about getting otaku to tell stories amd talk about current events? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	virago 2003-09-30 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	Actually that's pretty much what Otaku no Video is... the live-action segments, anyway. One of the creepiest "We're not in Kansas anymore" feelings I've ever had was hearing people at a screening cheer - cheer! without irony! - for the crazed fans in that movie. shudders (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dawnswalker 2003-10-01 08:35 am UTC (link)
	breaks out the absinthe Bottoms up? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	virago 2003-10-01 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, if only I'd had it THEN. But sure. I'll drink to erase the memory. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	musette 2003-09-29 09:25 am UTC (link)
	Gee, I'm sure glad some big strong man cleared it up that all woman kind is just one giant self-esteem issue. Because I sure know that's been MY problem with dating ~~not, you know, the fact that I tragically attract spineless, confidence-challenged losers who are so clingy I want to vomit.~~ cough Ummm yeah. (Reply to this)

	seda 2003-09-29 01:19 pm UTC (link)
	Ow. (Reply to this)

	jerry_ds_girl 2003-09-29 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	Oh dear God, at least three of them live in the same state as I do. I want photos, so I can make up a Most-Wanted-To-Avoid list. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	senor_pinata 2003-09-29 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Me too! Well, right over the border. At least one of them is right, though. Pinball Pete's is a rockin' good arcade. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sagralisse 2003-09-29 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	Awww! They're so ickle and cute! ::pinches them:: (Reply to this)

	phosfate 2003-09-29 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	It's a wonder how those guys get dates at all. Somehow, I doubt that they do. (Reply to this)

o.O

belldandy
2003-09-29 10:58 pm UTC (link)

"Making sure she keeps the low self-esteem will keep her expectations low and will push her to constantly try to please you better because she thinks she's a loser already as it is."

What a fuckwit! Does he actually think women are like this?

No, I don't think these guys date. I think they spend so much time fucking their real dolls that they don't get any sleep at night. Maybe a year or two of anime rehab would turn them into normal people, but I doubt it.

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	I have to wonder seventy_three 2003-09-30 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Have any of these guys ever spoken to or even been in the same room with an actual, real live woman? My guess is no. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: I have to wonder necronomist 2003-09-30 01:13 am UTC (link)
	But they did chat to a girl at the anime room while they were showing Utena episodes, that counts, right? Even if that girl was with another girl? And they looked like they had a Utena/Anthy sort of relationship themselves? And the few words he could get out was "This series isn't as cool as Hellsing." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: I have to wonder conchoidal 2003-09-30 07:53 am UTC (link)
	totally off topic, but I really like your icon (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: I have to wonder necronomist 2003-09-30 08:00 am UTC (link)
	curtseys (Reply to this)(Parent)

Gonna get my ass flamed off, w00t!

banal_o_rama
2003-09-30 03:01 am UTC (link)

And suddenly, celibacy seems like a laudable lifestyle choice.

I've noticed--well, had it hammered into me these last few weeks--that even female otaku generally have lousy social skills. (Unless they are also hipsters. Don't ask me how that works.) There are plenty of exceptions, of course, but spending a weekend at a con or in the extended presence of geeks makes one long for the cool normalcy of the "mundane" class. I think the difference between unpresentable male otaku and unpresentable female otaku is that the boys post amazing drivel like this, while the girls write shitty poetry about how their crush is just like Sephiroth, except fat.

Also, all men would be better if they had wings.

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Re: Gonna get my ass flamed off, w00t!

virago
2003-09-30 04:34 am UTC (link)

I'll at least agree that if you get an anime fangirl into full-on whiny no-connection-to-reality dropping-random-Japanese-'cuz-it's-cute girls-are-icky-omg-relena-has-to-die why-can't-boys-all-be-heroic-and-angsty-and-have-pretty-hair obsession mode, I'd be the first to want to flee the building and then return only to set it on fire.

It's just that in general, I am not expected to date them, so I don't care as much how stupid they are. Granted, I could bury my hobbies if I wanted to be liked, but I'm a lazy beeyotch and I don't want to. Which leaves me with a pool of losers who share my admittedly crappy and nerdalicious interests. This makes me bitter. Add on top of this the fact that most non-hideous female anime fans also get these fanboy rejects bugging them for attention in extremely inappropriate ways, and you have a recipe for a bitter bitchfest.

And, while I am no icon of social grace myself, I do know how to not be an egregious ass in public, and I know that the opposite sex is not some mysterious and dangerous creature that must be shot with tranquilizer darts in order to be approached safely.

Yes, I know not ALL fanboys are awful, but those that aren't are bagging the hot cosplayers and leaving the average fan with the dregs. ;)

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Re: Gonna get my ass flamed off, w00t!

starherd
2003-09-30 09:59 am UTC (link)

> Also, all men would be better if they had wings.

But that's the entire premise of my anime fandom page! (if I'd ever get around to finishing it...)

> ...while the girls write shitty poetry about how their crush is just like Sephiroth...

*phew* I guess i don't count... I'm married, and my crush *is* Sephiroth. And my husband is *nothing* like Sephiroth. He is, actually, a lot more like Cloud... *halo*

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	fxh 2003-09-30 04:02 am UTC (link)
	Don't think too much, this is a big one. Always talk, and never shut up. O_O Please tell me that guy is joking... (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2003-09-30 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Please take heart in knowing that all men are not like that, and please don't hold these dipshits against the rest of us. I apologize on behalf of my gender for these fuckwits, there are decent guys out there, who do know how to spell-check and treat people with respect. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	nevadafighter 2003-09-30 07:47 am UTC (link)
	smooch We'd never do that, babeh. ;) Seriously, it's heartening to know that there are real men out there, as opposed to these sniff little boys. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	starherd 2003-09-30 10:03 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry - we know that there's generally sane fanboys out there, too, to match the generally sane fangirls... But the sane ones don't go making posts this funny, as a rule... :-) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	split 2003-09-30 11:28 am UTC (link)
	No worry, we all know that both fanboys and fangirls can be assholes. We definitely won't hold it against you. ^_^ If you want a JournalFen code, leave an e-mail and I can send you one. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nevadafighter 2003-09-30 07:50 am UTC (link)
	i think weve got past the point of pulling our women around by the hair,clubs swingin at dumb staring jocks,boy i miss those days Jeez, he doesn't sound old enough to remember the caveman days . . . if he's that old he should have gotten more sense by now . . . (Reply to this)

	Dates? Hah. wakkymse 2003-09-30 10:29 am UTC (link)
	Thse guys are so inept, even Rosie Palmer (and her 5 sisters) would turn them down. -lee...maybe that's why they have Rei dolls? ^^; (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2003-10-01 04:12 am UTC (link)
	What's really scary is when you get to meet guys like this in person. (Reply to this)

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