Pop! Goes the Weasel
Ahhh, the benefits of diversifying one's friends list.

Y'all remember the wank about how Justin Timberlake was totally making Jive Records sabotage poor, poor JC Chasez's solo career? I couldn't find it in the archives, but this one is pretty infamous, and the resentment and anger has clearly been percolating for a while.

without_me concludes that the problem is that there are just way too many shit-stirring, disingenuous bitches in the popslash fandom (as opposed to, say, the warm, friendly, lovingness of every other fandom-- and excluding herself and everyone she likes, of course!) and has a few suggestions, or rather, some "modest proposals" (GEDDIT?!?! GEDDIT!??! OMG!!!@#!!!!! WITHOUT_ME DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DONT THINK THAT'S FUNNEH!???!?!) One of them is to "name names" when stirring shit up. Which, you'll notice, she actually doesn't name any. And no, "embitca, et al" does not actually count as a list, sorry.

So, call me crazy, but she may have been talking about her favorite stalking subject sekrit crush self-appointed rival popslash acquaintance, embitca, specifically about these posts, and possibly about this post by another one of without_me's (*cough*) favorite people.

For no apparent reason, kittenfishlambs takes one of embitca's posts extremely personally</b>, but gets put in her place rightquick. As the boys in O-Town would say, "Snaps!"

lain7 weighs in, basically giving W_M the old "you started it with your nonsensical totally paranoid Justin Timberlake bashing, bitch" stand-by, and in the process may have actually become my new favorite person. ETA: thanks to allen, we now have kirsch publically calling w_m out on her hypocrisy, speaking as a card carrying member of "embitca, et al". Hee!

And the moral of the story is: Popslashers are mean, yo. (Just like Justin Timberlake, I hear!) Makes a girl totally lose her shit in public.

BTW, I was thinking about posting some of my own popslash. It's Dominatrix!Beyonce dressing up as Joey Fatone and enslaving all of the Backstreet Boys and forcing them to service Eminem day in, day out. Do you guys think that'll go over good with these girls?