This ain't really a wank but....
Remember that ridiculous Anne Rice thing posted a few days back? Well, I decided that it just had to be "commented" on and did so at my JF journal. So, for those who want to, here it is in its glory:

I just want to share.

It actually IS nastier than I originally intended it to be...but after all was said and done, I decided nasty was the way to go. I'm hoping to tackle Anne McCaffrey next. (I rather LIKED some of the Pern books, but gah - what a n00b that woman can be! I've even seen her in action. Yarg.)