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dafnap ([info]dafnap) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-10-01 21:15:00

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Furries! Rescue Rangers! Friends-Page Drama! Anus Seepage!
Wee!

Well, as anyone with a livejournal knows, the friends-page for everyone has been disabled so the server-cacher-whatchamacallit can be cleared and generally fixed. Everything else pretty much works, everyone can update, check out recent entries, even comment, but for some people this is just too much! "OMG I can't check my friends-page! My friends NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED ME!!!11" S/He cries in the thread, ...but I'm too cheap to actually pick up a phone and, ya know, call them. Or go directly to their journal. FRIENDS-PAGE COME BACK TO ME!!!11"

Then, of course, the "Pay no attention to this idiot. He's a furry.">"He's a Furry!" attack comes into play and much fun is had!

some of the nicest people I know are furries! wah! defense finally comes into play, resplendent with "What is a Furry?" and "ickle mundanes" comments between the blaming of the "media" for the furry bad name.


some choice quotes behind the cut:



And pay no attention too this idiot, hes just a mundane dumbfuck.
-Wolfman

"Tell us about how you get yiffy with puppies and rescue rangers erotic fanfiction, freak."
-Soundtrack

"I don't know whats more interesting: your pathetic behavior hurling insults, or your self-aggrandizing self-portrait complete with mug-conceiling flash. Choices."
-CaineJw

followed by...

"Dude, don't deny it. Gadget was hot."
-Cryptic

"Totally. Also, she could build a sexual device with a pencil erasure and an acorn shell."
-Soundtrack

**

"bitch bitch bitch, these guys work hard and that's all you can do?"
-superherolounge

ever eloquent, Wolfman responds:

"Shut the fuck up all you are is a buttplug."

of which superherolounge politely corrects him:

"i prefer the term rectal cork you cock guzzling cum bucket"

**



I could continue but it's best to see this wank in all it's glory....and don't forget to stop by the inevitable "omfgyouriconiztheroxorz!!11" thread from your's truly!


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