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Iris ([info]iris) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-10-04 16:44:00
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Current mood:*sporfle!*

Another Harry Potter author is a bit put out that her character is being mocked.

Because she's a WRITRESS who FERERENTLY insists that everyone is jealous of her!

Not to mention her SUPERFLUOUS English grades.

She's also like a TORTURED GOTH, in a way. Snacky's Law invoked here!

But her sockpuppet tells us she may be dying, so CHANGE YOUR TUNE, dammit! And here are the 9/11 references!

Since we're all dumbasses, we failed to see her metaphor. She also demands that we stop CRUSHING HER HEART.

Then she thinks that the sarcasm is a compliment.

And of course, the best is saved for last!

Mary Sue wank never fails to brighten my day.
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(Anonymous)
2003-10-05 12:59 am UTC (link)
Her lj is almost as good: http://www.livejournal.com/~darksoulgirl

Complete with angsty song lyrics (quoted in their entirety), pretentious misuse of SAT words, and irritating ASCII decorations (~*~*~*~*~)!

Oh, angsty teenagers. A blessing and a curse. Wait, no. Just a curse.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-06 08:59 am UTC

[info]calluna
2003-10-05 01:30 am UTC (link)
Aw, beat me to it. ;)

See where she turned on her sockpuppet? Scizophrenic, much? Also this:

They are losers, and when I am gone I will laugh at them from heaven.

Yeah, very Christian attitude. We need another rule for this sort of thing for me and others who come from fandoms filled with fundies. :p

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(no subject) - [info]onetrickpony, 2003-10-05 01:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]calluna, 2003-10-05 02:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]psychofangirl, 2003-10-05 02:32 am UTC

[info]onetrickpony
2003-10-05 01:34 am UTC (link)
"and I will laugh at them from heaven!"

*snort* Yeah. That's definitely the sort of attitude that's gonna get you into heaven, kiddo.

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(no subject) - [info]calluna, 2003-10-05 02:50 am UTC

[info]fandom_bitch
2003-10-05 01:36 am UTC (link)
I feel a MSTing coming on. ;)

This is one fucked up Mary Sue Writer. Totally Fucked up. I think some hardcore therapy is warranted here.

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[info]nnycap
2003-10-05 01:36 am UTC (link)
O.o

Dude, are you sure this isn't a joke? Because...wow. Talk about hitting every single MS-author cliché ever.

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(Anonymous)
2003-10-05 01:36 am UTC (link)
What's Snacky's Law, if i may ask?

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(no subject) - [info]onetrickpony, 2003-10-05 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 01:58 am UTC
Re: - [info]onetrickpony, 2003-10-05 02:00 am UTC

[info]iammeiam
2003-10-05 01:44 am UTC (link)
My favorite part:
Troll don't even EXIST, stupid. JK Rollings made them up. Grow up and stop living in your dream-world.

So short, yet so wrong on so very many counts.

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(no subject) - [info]calluna, 2003-10-05 02:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]minibalrogmum, 2003-10-05 03:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2003-10-05 10:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]minibalrogmum, 2003-10-06 01:05 am UTC
I smell sock.
[info]darkrose
2003-10-05 01:50 am UTC (link)
Even the angstiest gothling wouldn't have a list of interest that included "pouring out my soul" and "unbearable life". Which is good, in a way, because if this chick really was in high school, we couldn't wank her.

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Re: I smell sock. - [info]telesilla, 2003-10-05 01:57 am UTC
Re: I smell sock. - [info]mydarkstar, 2003-10-07 12:11 am UTC

[info]yadda
2003-10-05 01:51 am UTC (link)
This has to be a sockpuppet. There's no way someone that stupid who writes that badly is real. Oh, God, please let this be someone's hilarious sockpuppet. I fear for the human race if it isn't.

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(no subject) - [info]calluna, 2003-10-05 02:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chash, 2003-10-05 05:23 am UTC
No way
[info]seventy_three
2003-10-05 01:54 am UTC (link)
No amount of persuasion can convince me that this is not a troll. And a very thorough troll it is, too, a troll who has covered all the bases. But nobody is that</> retarded.

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Re: No way - [info]fandom_bitch, 2003-10-05 02:00 am UTC
Re: No way - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 10:00 am UTC
exactly - [info]slippery_fish, 2003-10-06 01:00 am UTC

[info]rebeccasama
2003-10-05 02:09 am UTC (link)
"Her eyes also made people stop and stare, for they were metallic silver with tiny sun bursts of shining green inside them, and seemed to glow with an internal light. They were framed by lush balck lashes, which made her look like she was wearing black eyeliner even though she never wore makeup."

Oh it burns us, Precious! It burns!

P.S. How is one born with metallic silver eyes with GREEN SUNBURSTS?!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rebeccasama, 2003-10-05 02:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rebeccasama, 2003-10-05 02:31 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arabella, 2003-10-05 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]uniquesnowflake, 2003-10-05 03:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brain_stain, 2003-10-05 05:19 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 06:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]calluna, 2003-10-05 02:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2003-10-05 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rebeccasama, 2003-10-05 07:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beccastareyes, 2003-10-05 07:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amandatwop, 2003-10-05 10:23 pm UTC

[info]redmoose
2003-10-05 02:10 am UTC (link)
My head is going to explode. That was painful. I need my vicodan.

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[info]banal_o_rama
2003-10-05 02:31 am UTC (link)
I call Trolly McTrolltroll. It's way too calculated to be real stupidity.

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I just HAVE to do this!
[info]psychofangirl
2003-10-05 02:35 am UTC (link)

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Re: I just HAVE to do this! - (Anonymous), 2003-10-07 10:47 pm UTC
Re: I just HAVE to do this! - [info]psychofangirl, 2003-10-08 03:26 am UTC

[info]calluna
2003-10-05 02:42 am UTC (link)
DO YOU WNAT HER TO GO TO HER GRAVE THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU HATE HER JUST BECAUSE YOUR JEALOUS??

I should hope she's not doing any thinking at that point. Unless Ms. Sockpuppet's going to bury her friend alive.

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(no subject) - [info]dorothy1901, 2003-10-05 04:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slippery_fish, 2003-10-06 01:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2003-10-06 05:01 pm UTC

[info]rebeccasama
2003-10-05 02:52 am UTC (link)
This has got to be the best wank I've ever read. Fought nearly overpowering urge to comment. Commenting here instead.

*sings* These are a few of my favorite words:

"Writress"
"Feverently"
"Clicks"
"Forspite"
"Waify"

and of course "superfluous" meaning SUPER! *checks dictionary* uh huh... Unless one's english teacher is in the habit of handing out extra grades just cause your writressing rox!

I also enjoy her notation about how she put her photocopied poems up all over school. Literary magazine - yes. Hallways - no. No one likes teen angst poetry, but it sure is a hell of a lot bearable when you can flip past it in a magazine.

One final mock... Xaladriel Ashmoon Sinistra? Hmmm Looks like some wierd combination of Lord of the Rings, AD&D and.... I don't know what...really BAD fantasy? How all these human Mary Sues are born with Elf names from other fandoms I never will figure out....

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eheh - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 04:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]biichan, 2003-10-05 05:11 am UTC
(no subject) - ataniell93, 2003-10-05 08:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]biichan, 2003-10-05 09:25 am UTC
(no subject) - ataniell93, 2003-10-05 09:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pennycentury, 2003-10-05 07:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rebeccasama, 2003-10-05 07:12 am UTC
(no subject) - muzivitch, 2003-10-06 06:30 am UTC
Oh that was just too funny for words.
[info]deejay435
2003-10-05 02:53 am UTC (link)
Someone should post something like "You know, the only thing missing from this thread is three-eyed, radioactive toads who gnawed her pet porpoise to death" to see if she bites.

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Re: Oh that was just too funny for words. - [info]nitro, 2003-10-05 06:54 am UTC
Re: Oh that was just too funny for words. - [info]deejay435, 2003-10-08 06:12 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2003-10-05 02:54 am UTC (link)
I think all of my brain cells exploded due to the completely-beyond-human-comprehension descriptions of her august beauty and overall grandeur. The first paragraph was just too much for me... lol.

I absolutely love this community, by the way :)

- Meagan

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(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2003-10-05 03:08 am UTC

[info]leahthegreat
2003-10-05 03:02 am UTC (link)
Oh dear... I practically live for these things. It is hilarious when Mary Sue authors flip their lids. How much do you want to bet that she is part of the popular crowd?

Leah

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um
(Anonymous)
2003-10-05 03:04 am UTC (link)
I just...is she a native English speaker? Because I can't imagine anyone being that BAD otherwise. Unless she was only a troll.

Did anyone read her interests? They include: "angst" "pouring out her soul" "heavy metal" "agony" "distraughtness" "cutting" "waffles"

Uh...which of these things is not like the other ones?

Oh man, and signing in under anonymous to praise herself? Saying she's a "goth punk raver" and that she's beautiful and she's DYING? Oh man. That was. Absolutely beautiful.



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Re: um - [info]uniquesnowflake, 2003-10-05 03:09 am UTC
Re: um - [info]deejay435, 2003-10-05 03:15 am UTC
Re: um - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 03:59 am UTC
Re: um - [info]redmoose, 2003-10-05 04:07 am UTC
Re: um - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 04:40 am UTC
Re: um - [info]redmoose, 2003-10-05 04:43 am UTC
Re: um - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 04:44 am UTC
Re: um - [info]brain_stain, 2003-10-05 05:23 am UTC
Re: um - [info]redmoose, 2003-10-05 09:37 pm UTC
Re: um - [info]sagralisse, 2003-10-05 04:02 am UTC
Re: um - [info]slippery_fish, 2003-10-06 01:14 am UTC
Re: um - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 08:07 am UTC
Re: um - [info]bubba_ray, 2003-10-05 10:50 am UTC
Re: um - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 04:44 pm UTC
Re: um - [info]bubba_ray, 2003-10-05 07:37 pm UTC
Re: um - [info]feenix, 2003-10-05 08:33 pm UTC

[info]kannaophelia
2003-10-05 03:29 am UTC (link)
I'm firmly on the side of both the story - those eyes - and the responses being a hoax. A very, very funny one. I don't know which I enjoyed most,

I am NOT a feminist. Feminists are ugly and like don't shave and stuff. you're a retard and don't pretend to know what I am.

Or:
<<<>>>And you my dear, are a prime example of Homo Desidia.
DON'T CALL ME A HOMO YOU LESBO. I GO TO CHURCH AND I CAN GET A MAN UNLIKE YOU.

Someone is having a simply smashing time, somewhere.


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(no subject) - [info]bubba_ray, 2003-10-05 10:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kannaophelia, 2003-10-06 05:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slippery_fish, 2003-10-06 01:25 am UTC

[info]miome
2003-10-05 03:48 am UTC (link)
Best. Troll. Ever.

Too bad it's too late for the contest at LJdrama.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 03:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2003-10-05 04:02 am UTC
I agree - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-10-05 04:11 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 04:22 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 04:29 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 04:32 am UTC
::is sad:: - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 04:36 am UTC
Re: ::is sad:: - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 04:44 am UTC
Re: ::is sad:: - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 04:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2003-10-05 04:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-10-05 05:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yadda, 2003-10-05 07:39 pm UTC
*applauds* - [info]ragnarok, 2003-10-05 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theamazingrando, 2003-10-06 04:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nitro, 2003-10-06 04:35 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]calluna, 2003-10-05 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 04:49 am UTC
*applause* - [info]ieatpeople, 2003-10-05 04:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]banal_o_rama, 2003-10-05 04:25 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 04:33 am UTC
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(no subject) - guardian_writer, 2003-10-05 11:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deejay435, 2003-10-05 05:20 am UTC
GIP, a little bit. - [info]nitro, 2003-10-05 06:30 am UTC
Re: GIP, a little bit. - [info]deejay435, 2003-10-05 08:59 pm UTC
Re: GIP, a little bit. - [info]slippery_fish, 2003-10-06 01:34 am UTC
Re: GIP, a little bit. - [info]nitro, 2003-10-06 01:38 am UTC
Re: GIP, a little bit. - [info]slippery_fish, 2003-10-06 01:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2003-10-05 04:43 am UTC
yup - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 04:51 am UTC
Re: yup - [info]brain_stain, 2003-10-05 05:33 am UTC
Re: yup - (Anonymous), 2003-10-06 06:58 am UTC
Re: yup - [info]brain_stain, 2003-10-06 07:07 am UTC
Re: yup - [info]brain_stain, 2003-10-06 07:12 am UTC
Re: yup - (Anonymous), 2003-10-06 07:01 pm UTC
Re: yup - [info]nitro, 2003-10-09 08:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nitro, 2003-10-05 06:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brain_stain, 2003-10-05 11:51 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]nitro, 2003-10-05 07:01 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]nitro, 2003-10-05 07:12 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2003-10-05 09:03 pm UTC

[info]sorchar
2003-10-05 04:36 am UTC (link)
She has to be a troll, man. She's hitting all the cliches way too often to be for real.

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Points - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 04:39 am UTC
Re: Points - [info]sorchar, 2003-10-05 04:42 am UTC
Re: Points - (Anonymous), 2003-10-05 04:46 am UTC
Re: Points - [info]sorchar, 2003-10-05 04:52 am UTC
Re: Points - [info]brain_stain, 2003-10-05 05:34 am UTC
Re: Points - [info]veuki, 2003-10-05 05:45 am UTC
Re: Points - [info]brain_stain, 2003-10-05 05:47 am UTC
Re: Points - [info]veuki, 2003-10-05 05:59 am UTC
Re: Points - [info]brain_stain, 2003-10-05 06:05 am UTC
Re: Points - [info]brain_stain, 2003-10-05 06:08 am UTC

[info]veuki
2003-10-05 05:39 am UTC (link)
I'm reading a snippet of this story, and just--dude, she can't be real. It sounds like a fake to me. *boggles*

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(no subject) - [info]brain_stain, 2003-10-05 05:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]veuki, 2003-10-05 05:42 am UTC

[info]arabel
2003-10-05 06:02 am UTC (link)
Normally when there's something suspiciously trolly like that, people are far more hesitant to jump into a full-out flame war with them. I was just surprised that so many people took the bloody thing so seriously!

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(no subject) - [info]arabel, 2003-10-05 04:46 pm UTC
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