More Mary Sue Wank!
This one is a doozy - the source has a WTF factor that shoots well through the ceiling and goes out to dance naked on the moon.

On the community Deleterius, Sues from LotR and HP fandom are mocked. I'm pretty sure most of you are familiar with the community.

A few days ago, a particularly odd story was reviewed. Said tale features the spiritual cloud/soul of Orlando Bloom visiting the Mary Sue, and having mad misty sex with her, Zeus-like. Honestly.

After everyone in the community deals out the understandable WTF?! reactions, the author finally makes an appearance. Watch her complain about how her disclaimers should override the fair use law, object to being called a fangirl ("I've met fangirls. You don't want to listen to them talk or read their fics. Trust me."), accuses the community of slander, etc.

The wank itself is kind of mild, with a few spicy bits, but when combined with the mind-boggling oddness of the story in question... man. It has to be shared.