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Lisa S. ([info]pradaloz) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-03-27 11:19:00
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Current mood:Caffeinated

Fish in a Barrel
Going to the Godawful Fanfiction message board for wank is like going to FFN for badfic: too easy. I guess I should work harder for my wank, but...eh.

This week on "If it Squicks *Me,* it MUST be Godawful": Buffy/Giles = Ew. Just ew.

Choice bits include:

Then there was one where Buffy and Giles had anal sex in a shower. Ew. Just, ew.

And:

Buffy's age is of no consideration whatsoever. He's never given the slightest hint that he's had any sort of romantic feeling for her whatsoever, and has instead acted in a paternal way since they met. Ew. Just ew.

My favorite part is the poster who keeps insisting that the people defending B/G provide canonical proof of any lust/UST...then dismisses all proof forwarded "because [it's] based soley on your interpretation of canon." And, as we all know, our personal interpretations of canon have no place in fanfic.


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[info]raisedbyhyenas
2003-03-27 06:17 pm UTC (link)
Nice one. I now think "Ew. Just ew." belongs on icons.

PS: B/G is hawt liek omg.

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mmm.
[info]purplepopple
2003-03-27 07:31 pm UTC (link)
Yes it does.

GAF used to be a nice haven where I got criticized for not liking script fic but all the regulars who hung out there two years ago seem to be gone... pooh pooh :(

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*spanks JournalFen*
[info]purplepopple
2003-03-27 07:33 pm UTC (link)


There.

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Re: *spanks JournalFen*
[info]rhi_silverflame
2003-03-27 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Kitty porn?

Is that like . . . W/T smut fanfic?

*runs*

Oh! No! I know, it's the RPS version involving members of said board!

Oh god. *runs off to projectile vomit now*

(Gotta get in my daily Kitty-mocking quota, don'tchaknow.) However. I do love the icon, in all its queasy-inducing glory.

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[info]oxydosic
2003-03-27 06:25 pm UTC (link)
She thinks they're horrible, but apparently she went through some of the stories.

Whatever happened to, 'if you don't like it, don't read it'?

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[info]mer1973
2003-03-27 07:20 pm UTC (link)
Must you bring logic into this?

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[info]kimera
2003-03-27 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Logic has no place in fandom!!!!!

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[info]ereshkigal
2003-03-27 06:53 pm UTC (link)
Bahahahaha! Ah, B/G my first love affair with the BtVS fandom. Thankfully, I did not write any. Personally, I found the onscreen Spuffy to be far more worthy of an 'ew' and perhaps some vomit inducing. But that's just me...

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dawnjosephine
2003-03-27 06:55 pm UTC (link)
I guess they would really freak if it was a Buffy/Giles/Dawn shrine. With at least one fic featuring anal sex, of course.
*goes back to the B/G shrine, to find the shower scene story*

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[info]ereshkigal
2003-03-27 07:05 pm UTC (link)
Oh, do let me know if you find it. I don't think I've read that one.

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[info]sajasma
2003-03-27 10:56 pm UTC (link)
I want to read the anal sex shower scene too. Does this make me perverted? More importantly, should I give a rat's ass?

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[info]tempslut
2003-03-28 05:51 am UTC (link)
More importantly, did Buffy and Giles use lots and lots (and lots and lots) of lube?
/Sue Johanssen

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Re:
[info]sajasma
2003-03-28 08:25 am UTC (link)
Oh God, I love that show.

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[info]sorchar
2003-03-28 12:05 am UTC (link)
Let us know if you find it.

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[info]katemonkey
2003-03-27 06:59 pm UTC (link)
apropros of nothing, your icon turns me on in the way only icons can.

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Thanks!
[info]pradaloz
2003-03-27 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Mmm...icons. Maybe, someday, some enterprising soul will bestow upon us the gift of icon slash. And then there can be entire wankfests over whether or not icon slash is canonical, AU, or EwJustEw.

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Re: Thanks!
coreopsis
2003-03-27 07:33 pm UTC (link)
And then there can be entire wankfests over whether or not icon slash is canonical, AU, or EwJustEw.
That depends on whether there's an anal sex shower scene...


ps: I love your icon too. *gropes icon*

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Is this a Peter David reference?
[info]purplepopple
2003-03-28 02:59 am UTC (link)
PLEASE! Tell me this is a Peter David reference and then please explain it to me because I like those things and I'm having a moment (ha ha! lifetime really) of being dense and not getting it.

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Re: Is this a Peter David reference?
[info]katemonkey
2003-03-28 03:02 am UTC (link)
I wasn't aware that Peter David engaged in icon porn...

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Is this a Peter David reference?
[info]purplepopple
2003-03-28 03:13 am UTC (link)
Actually, apropos of nothing is the name of a book he wrote... Hence the confusion.

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[info]vivi
2003-03-27 07:22 pm UTC (link)
Oh, no, not the ANAL SEX!

What horrors shall Giles commit next? Truly, I am scarred.

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coreopsis
2003-03-27 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Dude, nothing to add but massive amounts of Icon Love. Love!

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dawnjosephine
2003-03-27 07:57 pm UTC (link)
Considering the subject, perhaps massive amounts of lube would be more helpful. *smirks*

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[info]msmanna
2003-03-27 07:42 pm UTC (link)

What horrors shall Giles commit next?

But, see, you're assuming *Giles* is the one doing the fucking.

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[info]sajasma
2003-03-27 10:58 pm UTC (link)
I *knew* it! Every strong woman...is actually a man.

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[info]sorchar
2003-03-28 12:05 am UTC (link)
Your icon makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Oh, no, wait, that's all the kittens I ate. :)

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[info]mer1973
2003-03-27 07:28 pm UTC (link)
Oh boy! It's another round of "Your kink is wrong! wrong! wrong!" Hooo-ya! Must go make my eyes bleed and wade through the entire thread.

Or maybe not.

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[info]kimera
2003-03-27 08:47 pm UTC (link)
Okay, B/G isn't my cup of tea, but it doesn't squick me persay. Most of the non-B/G arguments I've heard make no sense, anyway. "He's too old for her!" "*sputter, choke* Shelosthervirginitytoaguyatleasttwocenturiesolder!"

I wonder what these people would say to Spike/Buffy/Dawn fic.

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[info]madamotaku
2003-03-27 10:35 pm UTC (link)
But, see, while Angel IS really, really old, Giles *shudder* LOOKS really, really old. He has, like, wrinkles in his forehead and his hair is TOTALLY going gray. Ew. Just ew. Shouldn't a man his age be busy doing other things, like paying taxes or rubbing Ben-Gay all over himself? It's like a hate crime against hot young people to show old people having sex. *gags*


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[info]sajasma
2003-03-27 11:00 pm UTC (link)
or rubbing Ben-Gay all over himself?

*basks in the imagery*

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[info]sagralisse
2003-03-28 12:44 am UTC (link)
If you rub it on certain areas, it's called Kink.

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[info]lm
2003-03-28 08:50 am UTC (link)
If you rub it on certain areas, it is painful beyond all imagining. Trust me.

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[info]cesare
2003-03-27 11:09 pm UTC (link)
*thinks of Anthony Head in Manchild*

Mm, mm. He can pay my taxes any day, baby.

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