Fish in a Barrel
Going to the Godawful Fanfiction message board for wank is like going to FFN for badfic: too easy. I guess I should work harder for my wank, but...eh.

This week on "If it Squicks *Me,* it MUST be Godawful": Buffy/Giles = Ew. Just ew.

Choice bits include:

Then there was one where Buffy and Giles had anal sex in a shower. Ew. Just, ew.

And:

Buffy's age is of no consideration whatsoever. He's never given the slightest hint that he's had any sort of romantic feeling for her whatsoever, and has instead acted in a paternal way since they met. Ew. Just ew.

My favorite part is the poster who keeps insisting that the people defending B/G provide canonical proof of any lust/UST...then dismisses all proof forwarded "because [it's] based soley on your interpretation of canon." And, as we all know, our personal interpretations of canon have no place in fanfic.