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	amandatwop 2003-10-07 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Dude, we've hit the big time! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ladyjackyl 2003-10-07 01:47 am UTC (link)
	We need an icon for that man. He's our celebrity guest wanker. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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ICON - (Anonymous), 2003-10-07 03:41 am UTC

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Re: ICON - ieatpeople, 2003-10-07 07:11 am UTC

lulinda
2003-10-07 01:51 am UTC (link)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Between this and the recent activities of the tinhats, I think LOTR is fast passing HP in the climb to the top of Wank Mountain.

I love it!

*revels*

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(Anonymous)
2003-10-07 05:55 am UTC (link)
Oi! We have to recuperate, you know. Wait for the former GTers to settle down somewhere and establish firm wankroots. It'll come pouring in again, my friends, just you wait. The HP fandom will never let F_W down!

- Diana/tocomfortyou
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(no subject) - lulinda, 2003-10-07 06:22 am UTC

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1 more thing
lulinda
2003-10-07 01:52 am UTC (link)
Now i will leave you in peace so you can talk crap about other people you know nothing about.

Tee hee. He sounds like every other fandom_wank victim.

Whoa...

Actors are people too????
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Re: 1 more thing
jerry_ds_girl
2003-10-07 02:02 am UTC (link)
Dude! I was just thinking the exact same thing! *Sigh* the actors turn out to have Mary-Sue-size feet of clay after all.
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Re: 1 more thing
wizzard
2003-10-07 03:38 am UTC (link)
Do we know for sure it's not one of the crazy Jorn fangirls? Not that that isn't funny as well.
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(no subject) - ladyjackyl, 2003-10-07 03:42 am UTC

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brain_stain
2003-10-07 01:55 am UTC (link)
Cool! A celebrity!

...

Who's Jorn Benzon?
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sorchar
2003-10-07 02:00 am UTC (link)
What is it with people who've been wanked showing up like, weeks later to resurrect the threads? We'll have no thread zombies here, please.
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ladyjackyl
2003-10-07 02:04 am UTC (link)
Well, he's got such a busy schedule, you know. He's a star!
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2003-10-07 02:26 am UTC (link)
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(no subject) - rhi_silverflame, 2003-10-07 02:31 am UTC

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Re: - sorchar, 2003-10-07 04:48 am UTC

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melannen
2003-10-07 02:40 am UTC (link)
Ah, yes. The funniest thing in that thread is people showing up *three days after he posted* to tell him not to resurrect dead discussions.

:P
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(no subject) - melannen, 2003-10-07 05:03 am UTC

brain_stain
2003-10-07 02:15 am UTC (link)
Heh, I checked out his message board (ph33r the yellow, folks). I can't for the life of me get past the first page of the "Jorn and LOTR" thread, where most of it is spent either trying to figure out how to pronounce the name, or -- even scarier -- trying to figure out how to create that "o with a slash through it" symbol to appease Jorn.

So basically, the same guy who's just lucky to be part of the LOTR franchise is humble enough to insist that his fans get the keystrokes just right on his name.

*reads the second page*

Oh great, it gets even wankier.
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minibalrogmum
2003-10-07 03:47 am UTC (link)
That's the 'ø'. Øøøøøøøøø. *pats Norwegian keyboard* Look, I can do others too - ææææÆÆÆÆ ååååÅÅÅ.

Ahem. Sorry, was having a nanana-moment.
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Re: - brain_stain, 2003-10-07 03:51 am UTC

OYT sorta - gairid, 2003-10-07 04:08 am UTC

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Re: OYT sorta - minibalrogmum, 2003-10-07 04:21 am UTC

Re: OYT sorta - kyuuketsukirui, 2003-10-07 05:23 am UTC

Re: OYT sorta - minibalrogmum, 2003-10-07 05:47 am UTC

Re: OYT sorta - sagralisse, 2003-10-07 06:17 am UTC

Re: OYT sorta - visp, 2003-10-07 07:04 am UTC

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Re: OYT sorta - visp, 2003-10-08 01:12 am UTC

Re: OYT sorta - sagralisse, 2003-10-08 02:05 am UTC

We put the slash in Jorn - (Anonymous), 2003-10-08 08:21 am UTC

miracalix
2003-10-07 02:32 am UTC (link)
ahahahahaha!

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(Anonymous)
2003-10-07 02:33 am UTC (link)
Ask him about Domlijah! Ask him about Domlijah!
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uniquesnowflake
2003-10-07 03:35 am UTC (link)
...who's Jorn Benzon? Is he Norwegian? More importantly, is he a former porn star?

Because his name sounds very porno-riffic.
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(no subject) - minibalrogmum, 2003-10-07 03:52 am UTC

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(no subject) - minibalrogmum, 2003-10-07 05:55 am UTC

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(no subject) - deejay435, 2003-10-07 06:31 am UTC

But is he a pr0nstar? - (Anonymous), 2003-10-08 08:24 am UTC

eyesdelight
2003-10-07 04:56 am UTC (link)
Now i will leave you in peace so you can talk crap about other people you know nothing about.

Oh no! He's figured us out! We do just talk crap about other people we know nothing about!

I'm melting...melting...
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Completely OT... - darthtall, 2003-10-07 05:32 am UTC

Re: Completely OT... - (Anonymous), 2003-10-07 06:18 am UTC

Re: Completely OT... - eyesdelight, 2003-10-07 07:32 pm UTC

(no subject) - oxydosic, 2003-10-07 04:47 pm UTC

soy_latte
2003-10-07 05:19 am UTC (link)
Awwww! That's ~~preceeeccciousssss~~priceless.
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musicdiamond
2003-10-07 06:04 am UTC (link)
This is hilarious. Pure gold.

A celebrity wanker. Or is he? I'm not sure what's funnier--the idea that we have a celebrity wanker on our hands or a person who PRETENDS to be a celebrity wanker.
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spuzz
2003-10-07 06:30 am UTC (link)
I'm all a starstruck.

Really.

...

Who is he again? The one on the left?

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(no subject) - phosfate, 2003-10-07 04:38 pm UTC

psychofangirl
2003-10-07 06:43 am UTC (link)
Did he ever get a journalfen code? Someone offered him one.
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redpandaprinces
2003-10-07 07:07 am UTC (link)
This made my day. Great stuff.
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phosfate
2003-10-07 04:36 pm UTC (link)
That's so damn cute I could drop-kick it through a church window.
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