Current mood:

Navel-Gazing

Funny we should be talking about "elite" communities..
I ran across this little gem by accident while looking for LJ communities related to Karl Urban. It's the profile that gets me. That, and the fact that it's existed since February and only has three members. Just a mini-wank, probably long dead, but it amused me. Let me show you, judge for yourself...

This is the official LiveJournal community to the upstart webpage, the Golden Hall. You can see the link just above. As you can see, it has just started. I am working on a gallery (sort of... well, maybe) and I have an offer to have a forum put in.

There are a few simple, and not too tight rules to follow.

1. No excessive cursing. I won't bite for a little bit, but it is not endorsed.
2. No spamming or advertising of other sites.
3. No racist, sexist, or insulting comments about anyone or anything. Unless I agree.
4. Whatever I say goes. Now, drop your pants and count to 100!
5. The first ten members to join get "founding member" ranking, meaning there's no initiation to go through.
6. All members 11+ must go through a small initiation. *wields the cardboard tube*
7. No copping out of initiation.
8. Only I may initiate initiation. Ony I may administer initiation. Anyone who violates this must face Tally's eggbeater. Anyone who defies Tally shall face HawHaw's brick. Anyone who defies her shall be subject to the almighty pips, who shall not be happy. Anyone who defies her... we have a secret weapon.
9. Don't defy me or the Founding Members. We don't like that.
10. Don't ask to be a founding member. Because you're not.

There ya go! We don't necessarily have to have a Tolkien discussion, so we'll just go with the flow.

And after all that, the site doesn't even work. Darn! I feel robbed.

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	rann 2003-10-08 09:10 am UTC (link)
	Is it just me, or does creepy!founder seem to just be waiting for a twelve-year-old to join so they can do kinky stuff with a cardboard tube...? c.c;; (Reply to this)(Thread)

	*choke* redpanda 2003-10-08 09:12 am UTC (link)
	EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Hold me! No, on second thought, don't touch me, I don't know where you've been... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: choke rann 2003-10-08 09:13 am UTC (link)
	I'll show you where I'm GOIN'! pounce! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: choke redpanda 2003-10-08 09:14 am UTC (link)
	SQUEAK HALP! HALP! EEEK! ~~(a little lower please...ooooyay!)~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: choke rann 2003-10-08 09:15 am UTC (link)
	~~sinks down a bit lower and starts licking~~ No one can save you now, muahahaha! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: choke redpanda 2003-10-08 09:20 am UTC (link)
	I feel so violated. ~~drags you away to a sleazy hotel off the alley behind DLAnon~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: choke rann 2003-10-08 09:22 am UTC (link)
	As well you should! ~~Please be gentle with me, mistress.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	herring 2003-10-08 09:13 am UTC (link)
	With only two members (!), they're going to be waiting a loooong time. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ahiru 2003-10-09 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Quick! Sign up and be a founding member! That would make you special. (But no cardboard tube initiation. How sad.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	herring 2003-10-09 01:33 am UTC (link)
	No cardboard tube initiation? I want an estranged hazing ritual done by some disturbed fourteen-year-old, damn it! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	off_key 2003-10-08 09:31 am UTC (link)
	The founder is, in her own words, "a disturbed 14 year old". This explains a lot. A lot. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	redpanda 2003-10-08 09:57 am UTC (link)
	Hmm, see, I didn't even look at the community, the profile amused me so much and I figured there was no one IN the community. Still, it's a community, not one person I'm mocking. Otherwise we could NEVER bag on communities without days of research :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2003-10-08 10:21 am UTC (link)
	Wah, now this wank dead from minors. - Diana/tocomfortyou (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	calluna 2003-10-08 11:25 am UTC (link)
	Need a code? Email me at calluna21 at yahoo (Reply to this)(Parent)

	flax 2003-10-08 12:20 pm UTC (link)
	Wowee, gee wiz golly. I'd join, but if there's no point without that whole cardboard thing. (Reply to this)

	sarajayechan 2003-10-08 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	3. No racist, sexist, or insulting comments about anyone or anything. Unless I agree. 'Scuse me. Gonna go kick someone's ass now. (Reply to this)

	fandom_bitch 2003-10-08 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, there is a very disturbed 14-year-old running that comm. Even my "I'm only a year younger than that n00b is" cat is hoarking up a hairball as we gaze at this drivel. Did you read the entries? Gak! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-10-09 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	Gah, seriously. It's okay that you confused me with a girl. People call me gay- so being confused for a girl is somewhat better, I think. All righty then, Your Gayness. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	veuki 2003-10-09 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. The first thing I thought when I saw 'cardboard tube' was OMG GERBILS (Reply to this)

	(No Code) (Anonymous) 2003-10-17 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	I like guy, but it'd make me weep to know the only community for him is run by morons. >_>; And I want a cardboard tube initiation dammit! (Reply to this)