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Miv ([info]eyesdelight) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-10-08 12:00:00
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Current mood:energetic

MST3K mini-wank
MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000, for the non-initiated) wank is blessedly few and far between. **knocks on wood** However, it has popped up in the past, and I'm sure every fandom has its share of the loonies. Witness this post, wherein a sound and sane MST3K fan accidentally discovers a side of the fandom that many MiSTies (myself included) are unaware of: Joel pr0n!


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[info]sepiamagpie
2003-10-08 10:38 pm UTC (link)
there's poetry. o.O

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[info]morganya
2003-10-08 10:49 pm UTC (link)
The original idea was to have a Joel haiku
(non)contest, but some people found that the syllable structure limited their
creativity, so not all of these are haikus per se.

When unlimited creativity includes lines like 'Drinking green tea/he kisses me," the Baby Jesus buys a shotgun.

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[info]phosfate
2003-10-08 11:14 pm UTC (link)
Joel, you're so tiny.
We tried to do it - Oh, no!
Your spine snapped in two.

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Hee!
[info]morganya
2003-10-08 11:43 pm UTC (link)
I smell Pulitzer!

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[info]brain_stain
2003-10-09 12:01 am UTC (link)
When unlimited creativity includes lines like 'Drinking green tea/he kisses me," the Baby Jesus buys a shotgun.


ROTFLMAO! That sentence oughtta get me through the rest of the day.

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[info]morganya
2003-10-09 03:46 am UTC (link)
*g* Well, I do try.

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[info]maev_connacht
2003-10-09 12:13 am UTC (link)
Your icon has had me in hysterics for a full two minutes at this point. I'm no longer the only person in the world with a Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders icon! Ahahaha.

Is there Joel on Mike pr0n? Because if so, I'm going on a shooting rampage with the baby Jesus.

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edit. ignore my first comment.
[info]sepiamagpie
2003-10-09 12:53 am UTC (link)
yes, yes there is. With a side of Crow/Tom.


On CKoS. Not this site. Ack. *adds*

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Re: edit. ignore my first comment.
[info]maev_connacht
2003-10-09 12:58 am UTC (link)
I think I have to commit ritual suicide now.

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[info]amakath
2003-10-09 01:09 am UTC (link)
I've got next!

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[info]eyesdelight
2003-10-09 01:15 am UTC (link)
Is there RPS with the bots boinking their puppeteers? Because, you know, there isn't enough evil in the world.

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Re: edit. ignore my first comment.
[info]rowan
2003-10-09 02:01 am UTC (link)
aghaahghfasNO.

... Crow would probably like it though. >D

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[info]picot
2003-10-09 02:34 am UTC (link)
OMG KM/TS OTP4EVA!!1!!1!

Actually, I never did recover from Tom and Crow's airplane refueling reenactment. That was filthy stuff there...

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[info]iczer6
2003-10-09 02:54 am UTC (link)
*Whimpers, curls up into a fetal position*

Daddy make the bad people STOP!



Icz

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[info]mauralabingi
2003-10-09 12:44 am UTC (link)
I was feeling so sorry for the poor guy by the end of the second breathless squeeing "I met Joel Hodgson and bugged the fuck out of him!" story.

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[info]kerikeri
2003-10-09 03:17 am UTC (link)
I misread that as "buggered the fuck out of him".

Well. That would have been worthy of breathless squeeing too, I'm sure.

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[info]mauralabingi
2003-10-09 03:30 am UTC (link)
Definitely more interesting to read about, anyway.

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Trumpy, you can do stupid things!
[info]amakath
2003-10-09 01:06 am UTC (link)
I sure would like to
exchange inventions with him
and scream "movie sign!"

Ohdeargod. So, drawing an analogy to The Train Song, the 'Joel Train' would be the last verse, the one that derails and melts our skin off, right?

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[info]gairid
2003-10-09 01:34 am UTC (link)
*stabs at eyes with acid-laden toothbrush*

Save me!

Been a MSTie for a good 10 years now, but I never came across anything like this before!This really scared me. *cries*

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[info]iamtheenemy
2003-10-09 02:43 am UTC (link)
She wrapped her slender arms around Joel's loveable, sticky
up head of hair and kissed him fully on the mouth. Joel's quite
cheerful mouth turned up into his dopey smile. She ran her hands along
the front of his scarlet jumpsuit, which was as red as his face
currently was.
"So firm, so lovely, " She sighed seductively.
She grabbed the lapels of his worksuit and ripped the zipper
down. Joel's self control was rent asunder with that sound.
...and as the jumpsuit traveled its toothy
course....it began to reveal some of Joel's most excellent
intellectual anatomy. His gentle chest covered with a gentle coat
of dark, curly hair...hidden most teasingly under his beefy-t and
his gentle boxers that.....

I just...there are no words. Wait, yes there are. I'll let her do it for me. "cheerful mouth?" "toothy course?" "intellectual anatomy?" Lord help me.

Also, this just cracked me up:

Jeff's table was full, however, and I sincerely feel
that Joel felt extremely uncomfortable around me, so had no intention
of sitting over by us.

BAHAHA! These women are ADULTS! It hurts! It hurts!

Steph


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[info]kerikeri
2003-10-09 03:18 am UTC (link)
... gentle chest? Gentle boxers?

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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[info]iamtheenemy
2003-10-09 06:40 am UTC (link)
::Bows down to your seamless inclusion of a Princess Bride reference::

Steph

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[info]virago
2003-10-09 05:03 am UTC (link)
:O

...there are no words. Just a dopey emoticon.

:O

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ataniell93
2003-10-09 09:47 am UTC (link)
What language is that?

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[info]melange
2003-10-09 02:46 am UTC (link)
Apropos of nothing, but I love your icon!

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[info]lots42
2003-10-09 05:21 am UTC (link)
I also love the merlin icon. It fills me with great joy and squeeness

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tocomfortyou
2003-10-09 06:31 am UTC (link)
Once I read Joel pr0n
And now I dead from wank
O, robot fandom!

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ataniell93
2003-10-09 09:46 am UTC (link)
bwahahahahhaahahahah!!! I love it!!!

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My soul face-faulted...
[info]hephaestoschick
2003-10-10 02:37 am UTC (link)
Wow...that hurts. I'm just...in awe of the pain. Joel pr0n...yikes. I have nothing constructive to add. Just...abject horror...

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(Anonymous)
2003-10-16 11:42 pm UTC (link)
I had a crush on Dr. Forrester.

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[info]singe
2007-04-14 09:45 pm UTC (link)
*Wanders into the wank several years later to raise an eyebrow at you*

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