sepiamagpie found and posted a wank that looks much like lotr wank if you squint, only it's about johnny depp. ('i've been a fan since the age of FIVE!')

she's back, with the same bad spelling/grammar, and a BIGGER FONT!



Please- in the future- be kind enough to actually take the time to listen to what I am saying before you throw senseless accusations and cruel barbs in my general direction. You also could at least address me in a manner befitting of a human being and not as if I were some godforsaken mongrel.

what about spitting in her general direction? or is that for mongrels too?

In regards to my spelling, etc, etc, etc- You attempt to do better supporting your own point of view in less than eight minutes late at night and I'll consider your complaints legitimate- for that was when and precisely how long it took me to compose that (Although the thoughts and my platform in general had been meticulously examined and re-affirmed before-hand)

she hands us the 'not-well-thought-out' biscuit with one hand and takes it away with the other!

so are my complaints legitimate if i compose them in six minutes late at night, but they're someone ELSE's point of view? what if i compose them in two minutes during lunch?

I did not place the cold steel barrel of a gun against your temple and scream "READ IT OR FUCKING DIE!"... now did I? *laughs* I think not.

at least if the gun is cold we know it hasn't been fired recently.

But what else can one expect of the vulgar and uneducated? For I certainly hope that is your excuse for being so terribly close-minded. Otherwise plain stupidity is to blame for your rudeness, and this is simply inexcusable.

is there a special variant of snacky's law for the pompously long-winded? perhaps from P@L?

are we SURE she's not a troll? reads like a troll who's trying too hard, or are wankers receiving bonus points for shakespearean language now ('mongrel'? wtf)?