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24th April 1970

3:15pm: Green is Satan's favorite color!
Or, the Satanic use of COLORS in the Harry Potter novels.

http://www.cuttingedge.org/NEWS/n1485.cfm

Although there's only person involved (i.e., the author of the article), I almost think that this qualifies as that most fundamental, primal version of wanking: the solo wank.

(Article writer's comments in bold.)

When I originally read J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter books, I was amazed at her intimate, arcane [old] knowledge of Satanism in general, and witchcraft in particular, which she exhibited in her books.  Contrary to her oft-repeated denials of active participation in Witchcraft, her books weave a remarkably accurate portrait of witchcraft in action.

The one issue on which I was puzzled was her use of vivid colors.  She uses such unique colors, and they gave such a unique flavor to her novels, I felt in my inner heart that she was using them with a specific purpose, or drawing them from a specific source.  Originally, I believed it possible that she might be using colors which were Mind Control triggers, so I asked Cisco Wheeler to review them in this light.  Cisco is a former practitioner in Black Magick Witchcraft, and has co-authored several books on Illuminati Mind Control.  Cisco reported back that these colors were not Mind Control triggers.


Um, maybe they're just... colors? What does this person expect, that everyone in the Harry Potter novels will be wearing shades of grey, or just black and white?

Seriously, people, I can't make this stuff up.

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(Oh, and if someone can make icons from some of these quotes, I will love you for it.)
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