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Lord Chestnut Wankfurter the bukkake Nu Mou ninja ([info]bukkakeninja) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-10-09 20:02:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*

VCL wank
Kimberleigh Ann Keister, a slovenly being well-known for wank in various furry fandoms, is at it again. Of course, one could write an entire book on the wank Kimmugh has thrown upon the furry fandom, but she's been dormant for a while. It's about time, I say.

What's it about this time? Kim suggests that VCL artists should stop drawing furry porn for an entire week. Of course, three pages of wank ensues before the thread is closed - but it's still utter hilarity nonetheless.

Choice quotes:

"I'm doing this to see if people could draw a less disgusting art work. Yep! Yiff i believe is a abomantion to the art world.

[...]

I will REFUSE to draw any type of Yiff work, Yiff is somthing i catalog as a very inaporate subject(Homosexral related). [...] Anthro is ment to be cute like bugs bunny or Micky Mouse! Not Micky shanking Minnie in the ass or Bugs....donking Lola and sucking boobs and stuff! Would you let your kids watch Disney if they did Yiff??? Well, I won't!

I relized we have kids as young as 12 smitting Yiff to here, That's very sad and there parents wonder why they are GAY!
"

"Threse alot great talent out there, and it all wasted on yiff. Theres NO market for yiff in this repulicaian Nation!"

ALSO: "Bulging couches."

I love you, Kimmugh.



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[info]leopard_lady
2003-10-10 03:22 am UTC (link)
Jeeeezus.

This chick sounds like a moron. I love her spelling. Someone get her a blindfold and a dictionary, please.

*facepalm*

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[info]bukkakeninja
2003-10-10 03:28 am UTC (link)
You should see her "art." It's as bad - if not worse than her spelling. =P
Go here if you want to see it. It's just...awful.

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(no subject) - [info]terminal_frost, 2003-10-10 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]milkshake, 2003-10-10 04:13 am UTC
Re: - [info]terminal_frost, 2003-10-10 04:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]banal_o_rama, 2003-10-10 04:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]milkshake, 2003-10-10 04:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]terminal_frost, 2003-10-10 04:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2003-10-10 04:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]banal_o_rama, 2003-10-10 04:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]milkshake, 2003-10-10 05:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bohicamouse, 2003-10-10 06:44 am UTC
Re: - [info]bukkakeninja, 2003-10-10 05:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2003-10-10 05:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2003-10-10 08:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]terminal_frost, 2003-10-10 04:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teratologist, 2003-10-13 01:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2003-10-13 07:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teratologist, 2003-10-14 05:21 am UTC
O_o - (Anonymous), 2003-10-11 05:09 am UTC

[info]amasaglajax
2003-10-10 03:34 am UTC (link)
hmm, maybe she's dyslexic; my computer science teacher, who must have an iq of 300, is a BRILLIANT man, but he's very, very dyslexic and would make simple spelling errors like that.

of course, in this case I don't care if Kimmwhatever is dyslexic since she's still a moron. I'm just sayin'. ^_^

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(no subject) - [info]banal_o_rama, 2003-10-10 03:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kyuuketsukirui, 2003-10-10 03:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2003-10-10 04:52 am UTC
(no subject) - darthhellokitty, 2003-10-10 08:19 am UTC

[info]mariagoner
2003-10-10 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Er... why a blindfold in particular?

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Re: - [info]leopard_lady, 2003-10-10 09:38 pm UTC

[info]amasaglajax
2003-10-10 03:32 am UTC (link)
I'm SO GLAD nobody took her seriously. Lord knows what I'd do without my porn of Bugs Bunny slamming Donald Duck up the ass, or Minnie spanking Mickey's ass, or my Jessica Rabbit X Pluto pr0n. I didn't see any of the gay quotes, though, and they're the best part. I WANK BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY

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[info]amasaglajax
2003-10-10 03:35 am UTC (link)
Oh, I also love how I read this: 'Is this offer open to anyone? Or.... are people 'penalised' if you don't like them?' as "Are people penisized if you don't like them?" And was like, "Penis = good..."

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(no subject) - [info]alpheratz, 2003-10-11 03:55 am UTC

[info]ruthdevero
2003-10-10 03:37 am UTC (link)
Even better, it's "bluging couches" in the original post.

The English language this woman has an original way with. Very original.

(Going back to lurking, now.)

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KIMMAH!
[info]banal_o_rama
2003-10-10 03:38 am UTC (link)
Kimmahwank has chunks in it.

Also, anyone who's seen any of the infamous Keisterporn would know that she's full of it. Or shall I dig up the wonder that is Convoy the Dog fucking Kimmah the Dog in what appears to be a grievous thigh wound?

KIMMAH!

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Re: KIMMAH! - [info]dawnswalker, 2003-10-10 08:19 am UTC
Re: KIMMAH! - (Anonymous), 2003-11-25 01:08 am UTC
Bwahahahah, I knew this would show up eventually...
[info]wakkymse
2003-10-10 03:42 am UTC (link)
Someone over on LJ tipped me off to her long ago (back last year sometimes); seems she's still at it, huh?

-lee

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[info]terminal_frost
2003-10-10 04:09 am UTC (link)
But lo! Hearken the almighty offer of a free thirty-dollar commission from that visionary visioneer of the visual arts--our very own dear Kim Keister--who shall hasten us to the path of a prudish moral temperment and the glory of smut-free, grammatically-poor righteousness via the ironically sinful subterfuge of bribery!

Verily, Heaven hath descended upon the meek and slovenly of the VCL this day. Let us feast upon unleavend bread in celebration of Kim's divinity. Let us rename this month Ka-ak, and celebrate our year firstly upon this day, that we may put into perpetuity the joyous testament thus bestowed upon us. Let us forsake the err of our ways, and sacrfice upon the altars of humoring foolishness our graven images of disproportionate genitalia and rampant nudity.

Burn away sin! Harden your heart (and not your penis) to the allure of erotica, for therein lies the evil of personal expression and preference; therein lies eternal damnation of the soul!


*dies laughing*

Oh that's brilliant!!!

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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2003-10-10 05:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2003-10-10 09:21 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2003-10-10 04:47 am UTC (link)
I relized we have kids as young as 12 smitting Yiff to here, That's very sad and there parents wonder why they are GAY

I think it's been stated here before that tent pegs made them gay.

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(no subject) - [info]nitro, 2003-10-10 06:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beccastareyes, 2003-10-10 07:58 am UTC
? - (Anonymous), 2003-10-10 06:20 am UTC

[info]trintrin
2003-10-10 04:55 am UTC (link)
We should rewrite the lyrics to And the Beat Goes On.. something like And the Wank Goes On.. It would work for this one.

Ok, and what exactly makes them Gay? Looking at cartoon characters getting it on and being all naughty? That doesn't make sense because, what if it is straight characters getting it on?

I just might be missing something here...

"Bulging couches." I can imagine some girl now saying to a guy "OMIGAWD, what a bulging couch you have!" ...

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(no subject) - darthhellokitty, 2003-10-10 08:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bexistance, 2003-10-10 12:04 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]norabombay, 2003-10-10 06:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oxydosic, 2003-10-10 03:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trintrin, 2003-10-10 07:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]daijinryuu, 2003-10-11 03:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-10-11 06:48 pm UTC

[info]herring
2003-10-10 04:56 am UTC (link)
I will REFUSE to draw any type of Yiff work, Yiff is somthing i catalog as a very inaporate subject(Homosexral related). [...] Anthro is ment to be cute like bugs bunny or Micky Mouse! Not Micky shanking Minnie in the ass or Bugs....donking Lola and sucking boobs and stuff! Would you let your kids watch Disney if they did Yiff??? Well, I won't!

Dyslexic or not, there is a feature called spell-check that isn't too hard to use if you have a word processing program. "Inaporate" got a good laugh out of me, as it reminds me of the high school senior papers I critiqued today. One spelled "available" as "avaluble."

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(no subject) - [info]banal_o_rama, 2003-10-10 05:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alpheratz, 2003-10-10 06:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]banal_o_rama, 2003-10-10 06:33 am UTC
shanking - (Anonymous), 2003-10-10 06:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2003-10-10 06:57 am UTC

[info]nekoneko
2003-10-10 05:00 am UTC (link)
[Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<iyiff [...] subject(homosexral>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.]

<iYiff is somthing i catalog as a very inaporate subject(Homosexral related)</i>

So if it's straight animals getting it on, it's ok, but OMYGODTHEYCANTBEGAY? I understood 'yiff' to mean covering all of that stuff, be it homo- or heterosexual.

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(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2003-10-10 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - darthhellokitty, 2003-10-10 08:23 am UTC
BEASTFEST!!!!
[info]feenix
2003-10-10 05:18 am UTC (link)
I haven't seen a good Kimmughwank in about a year and a half. (Well, maybe a year...)

Does this mean that the Matt Daily and TAHT BITCHJ MISS Kylen Miles saga will pick back up again? *grabs popcorn*

Also: saving this to HD. Because this is just too precious. I mean, the beastfest woman is a fountain of squt wank.

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[info]eyesdelight
2003-10-10 05:37 am UTC (link)
12 year old had a good family. God-fearing and church-going. One day he visited VCL and saw furry smut. Now he gay from YIFF!!!

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(no subject) - [info]banal_o_rama, 2003-10-10 05:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2003-10-10 05:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2003-10-10 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2003-10-10 07:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bohicamouse, 2003-10-10 06:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2003-10-10 06:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2003-10-10 07:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chash, 2003-10-10 11:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]milkshake, 2003-10-10 07:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deejay435, 2003-10-11 02:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alpheratz, 2003-10-11 04:01 am UTC
Re: - [info]milkshake, 2003-10-11 05:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teratologist, 2003-10-13 05:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2003-10-10 08:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deejay435, 2003-10-10 06:07 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-10 06:23 am UTC

[info]kookaburra
2003-10-10 05:44 am UTC (link)
"Threse alot great talent out there, and it all wasted on yiff. Theres NO market for yiff in this repulicaian Nation!"

Hmmm- I used to be Republican (switched to Libertarian early this year) but if I had money I'd 've definitely bought it- I love how she projects her likes and dislikes on an entire political party. Sheesh.

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(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2003-10-10 06:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2003-10-10 07:25 am UTC
Yiffy reps - (Anonymous), 2003-10-10 06:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2003-10-10 07:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2003-10-10 07:28 am UTC
OT - [info]sewingmyfish, 2003-10-10 09:22 am UTC

[info]virago
2003-10-10 06:45 am UTC (link)
I don't know any of these people and know little about the subculture, but this is just fan-fucking-tastic.

I wanna live in an abomantion. It's where all the rich abos live!

...okay, okay, although the spelling has me on the floor, the logic is also precious. Oh dear me.

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Buwahahahahaha!
[info]amand_r
2003-10-10 08:00 am UTC (link)
Why, when I just read about the furry porn/homosexuality parallel, I nearly stained my spats! My monocle popped out, my top hat popped off my head, and I swooned in foppish dandy affront. I had to have my manservant, Jupiter, bring round the smelling salts and a bracing draught of brandy so that I might regain my masculine senses!

I dare not turn my gentle gaze again to the wicked wiles of furry porn, lest I look too long... and catch the gay.


::wiping tears:: My god, the precious mockety mockiness!

I have been feeling overly heterosexual lately, so I think I shall go over and look at some furry porn so that I too might catch teh gay.

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ataniell93
2003-10-10 08:09 am UTC (link)
Color me clueless, but what in the heck IS "yiff"? Is it just furry pr0n, furry slash, or what?

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(no subject) - [info]milkshake, 2003-10-10 08:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2003-10-10 08:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wakkymse, 2003-10-10 08:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2003-10-10 11:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snoozy, 2003-10-10 04:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wakkymse, 2003-10-11 05:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snoozy, 2003-10-11 09:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lots42, 2003-10-10 04:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-10 08:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]terminal_frost, 2003-10-10 08:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-10-11 07:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2003-10-12 02:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-10-12 03:31 pm UTC
*sigh* - [info]feenix, 2003-10-13 07:28 am UTC
Re: *sigh* - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-10-13 09:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikoshi, 2003-10-12 12:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-10-12 03:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2003-10-10 08:50 pm UTC

[info]jumble
2003-10-10 05:27 pm UTC (link)
Ahem.

"shanking"

That is all.

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[info]sarajayechan
2003-10-10 11:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh, Lord. What kind of BONEHEAD challenges people to give something up for a week just to "prove themselves"?! If someone challenged me to give up yuri for a week to "prove I still cared about het and guys", I'd either laugh in their face, tell them to go fuck themselves, or beat them upside the head with a blunt object. Honestly, that's just STUPID.

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[info]rikoshi
2003-10-12 12:45 pm UTC (link)
Proud to be a Furry.

Ashamed to share a fandom with Kimmaugh.

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[info]flax
2003-10-13 04:57 pm UTC (link)
mmmm. Gotta love those bulging couches.

OMG OMG OMG

U WUD DO COMMISSIN 4 ME??? OMG OMG OMG BT WHY U HATE
ME QQ


My sentiments exactly, odd person.

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Kim Keister
(Anonymous)
2003-10-30 08:45 am UTC (link)
She's the best thing that ever happen to VCL, her art is clean and not yiffy. LONG LIVE KIM KEISTER, THE BEST ARTIST THAT EVER LIVED!

Now! start kissing Kim's ass!!!!

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Re: Kim Keister - (Anonymous), 2003-12-17 07:48 pm UTC

 
   
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