Current mood:	moody
Current music:	Mr. Roboto - Some VW Ad

Baseball is entertainment... sort of...
I suddenly realize that I don't know whether sports fandom is considered considered 'fandom' per se. Feel free to tell me to get the hell out to otf_wank.

But in the meantime, have some spanking new Philadelphia Phillies wank - now improved with federal action!

"When someone has been brought up to be a Phan of the Phillies they are actually jettisoned into an alternate reality, a lifelong episode of the Twilight Zone. It's a form of abuse that is not completely unlike what some young boys who happen to be Catholics go through."

For some reason, this one eventually invokes Bill Gates and Tom Cruise. Not work safe.

Is it just me, or did he just suggest beheading this Buck guy?

It's the money, honey.

Long story short, he got tired of just wanking and decided to do something about it. Result? He may be the first man in U.S. history with the phrase "Your Offense Blows Goats" in his federal indictment affadavit.

	kannaophelia 2003-10-10 05:34 am UTC (link)
	Would you let your kid wave an Israeli flag? Would you take your kid to a Catholic church and leave him with a Priest? Do you think it is any better to put a Phillies hat on his head and take him to a Phillies game? I... I... what? The entire thing gave me a headache - was the US President kidnapped or is this... oh, I'm so confused. And it's about baseball? (Reply to this)

	iczer6 2003-10-10 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Actually I think this would be more at home on Train Wreck Support cause this has to be the scariest, whatever the hell it is, I've seen in a long time. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	darthhellokitty 2003-10-10 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	Where's Train Wreck Support? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iczer6 2003-10-10 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry! Here's a link to the TWS group: http://www.livejournal.com/community/tws_support/ Icz (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	teratologist 2003-10-11 03:42 am UTC (link)
	For the first time, I kind of wish I had a LiveJournal account. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	deejay435 2003-10-10 06:17 am UTC (link)
	My. Baseball is a lot more serious a sport than I used to think it was. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jfpbookworm 2003-10-10 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	My. Baseball is a lot more serious a sport than I used to think it was. Nah. This guy's just fucked up. Though baseball has gotten mighty weird lately, what with the possibility of a Cubs/Red Sox series. The end times, they're a-comin'. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deejay435 2003-10-10 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	I know so little about baseball that Cubs/Red Sox doesn't sound at all odd to me. But just in case, I'll stock up on bottled water. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jfpbookworm 2003-10-10 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Basically, it's that the Cubs haven't won a World Series since 1908, and the Red Sox haven't won one since 1918. Both teams are said to be cursed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deejay435 2003-10-11 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Really? Wow. I may just have to watch then. And see how the curse implodes trying to keep them both from winning. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	oulangi 2003-10-10 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	It's The Curse of the Goat VS. The Curse of the Bambino. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tempslut 2003-10-10 06:46 am UTC (link)
	Personally, I think this guy's more appropriate for a residential psychiatric facility than jail. But nonetheless? Fucked up shit. (Reply to this)

	hephaestoschick 2003-10-10 07:19 am UTC (link)
	I'm utterly confused...and did I mention that he makes very little sense, and is about as offensive as an unwashed, three day old piece of rotting meat? Yikes... (Reply to this)

	flax 2003-10-10 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	president...jenin...gas masks? cheney? Bill gates? FBI guys in leather bars? And this is all about baseball? I'm so confused. (Reply to this)