Baseball is entertainment... sort of...
I suddenly realize that I don't know whether sports fandom is considered considered 'fandom' per se. Feel free to tell me to get the hell out to otf_wank.

But in the meantime, have some spanking new Philadelphia Phillies wank - now improved with federal action!

"When someone has been brought up to be a Phan of the Phillies they are actually jettisoned into an alternate reality, a lifelong episode of the Twilight Zone. It's a form of abuse that is not completely unlike what some young boys who happen to be Catholics go through."


For some reason, this one eventually invokes Bill Gates and Tom Cruise. Not work safe.

Is it just me, or did he just suggest beheading this Buck guy?

It's the money, honey.



Long story short, he got tired of just wanking and decided to do something about it. Result? He may be the first man in U.S. history with the phrase "Your Offense Blows Goats" in his federal indictment affadavit.