eensy HP wank
First wank post, hello. Hope it's acceptable.

Ickle baby Harry Potter news wank. Follows the classic formula:

Some guy: I shall nonchalantly toss off an obscure and dubious piece of trivia and consequently look teh smrt!
Some other guy: Uh. I didn't know that. Source?
Guy 1: Everybody knows that. So that's your source. Everybody.
Other guy: Uh, well, I didn't.
More people: Neither did we! And we can't find any news on it.
Guy 1: YOU'RE NOT LOOKING HARD ENOUGH I AM TOO GOOD FOR LINKS DO NOT QUESTION ME FOR I KNOW ALL BRAAAARGH U SUXXORS!!!!!!!11ELEVENSES
Everybody else: You're funny. Mockity mock.

It actually includes the phrase, "I think that you are only finding the news you WANT to find."