Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

8:16am: *pets the shiny new F_W*

I figured I'd take my turn in christening this place with some Smallville wank. So, altricial and eleveninches are starting up a Luthorcest archive (and there was much rejoicing! hurray!). In an act of common courtesy, they e-mailed Sarah T. about exchanging links with the Level Three archive. Sarah recognized eleveninches as a member of one of the incarnations of fandom_wank, and snarkily turned her down.

11:04am: We're back!
Huzzah for zorrorojo - the wank lives! We are definately not going to get kicked off here, which is reassuring to know. Yay us.

For our first wank:
The HP fandom can be bitchy, it can be argumentative, it can be bloody immature. But at times, it's just so wierd that you have to love it.


And while it's not strictly fandom, it is beautiful. Non uglies. Bitching at others because they're not pretty enough. Then there's the obligatory anti community, and much piss taking. Good, classic wank.

3:14pm: Mary Sues are mean
Do you think Mary Sues are evil? Well then, you're just a meany! Go away! Better yet! I'll ban you for being mean!

6:58pm: Here we go again...
Perhaps it could be counted as abuse of deadhorse (is he back yet, babyjesus?), but it was just too good.

More from HP graphics:

Look at my crap-a-rific icon.

Hey, you nicked that. And aren't you the same person that did this before?

No, I'm not that person.
Oh, whoops, yes I am.


Just... bizarre.

7:36pm: ELIJAH WOOD IS NO WHERE NEAR GAY!! I AM A#HIS BIGGEST FAN AND I KNOW HE ISN'T!!
Just realised (thankfully before re-creating any) that no RPG journals are allowed.

( No sockpuppets?! whining )

Also, since the general consensus is that posting locked entries = bad form, can I ask that if you do post a wank, can you save (just a screenshot or something) of it. This wouldn't have to be displayed publically, but could be made available via email request should the contents of the wank be deleted before some poor souls who live in a completely different time zone miss the whole thing.

I'm sorry I don't have a wank to post. I'm silly like that. Oh, here's some funny posts from the EWIVVG guestbook. From esorlehcar, because I'm lazy, yo.

ps. I actually have some wonderful DL gems from the whole "FWers are Out To Get Us, BEWARE!" which I dug up if anyone wants to see. Or is the horse beaded already?

[Edit2:] I have to go to bed now, but tomorrow shall shine upon a pwetty beaded pony. And a special message regarding FW and it's involvement with DL and all other non-directly-FW things (shocking revelations?!). Because it's all about the meta mixes.

9:03pm: ::Waves::
I found out about this community when it was on LJ...*After* it had been suspended. Which was a pity, because it is very much my kind of thing. :)

Fandoms I frequent (sort of) include Xena, Harry Potter and Pern...I've found reasons to loathe all of them, but then, why else woiuld I be here. *Grin*

10:48pm: a month's worth of wank
I was reading the F_w friends page, and someone requested some Usenet wank. Completely unrelated, I was reading rec.arts.sf.written for the first time in months and found this bit of wankery.

Some poor man dared to ask if the Honor Harrington series was any good. 1080+ posts later, and they're still going on and on and on...but not on the original topic. This thread has it all: insults on people's taste in books, their taste in humor, and a really long tangent on the mechanics of book publishing.

11:03pm: In the spirit of the last post . . .
If anyone ever wants Usenet wank, few newsgroups can compare to alt.music.monkees.

The backstory is pretty simple: It was once touted as "the friendliest place in cyberspace" and two of the Monkees even posted there back in the mid 90s. But in the last year or so it's become a magnet for all the disgruntled whackos who've been kicked out of every decent, moderated forum. The oldbies are long gone, now, and at AMM the nuts can't be removed, which accounts for the cesspool status it enjoys today.

Amongst the Linda vs. Sarah/Jan/Jennifer/Samantha threads you'll find paranoid ramblings about who's f**ked (insert band member's name here--usually Peter Tork), trolls flooding over from other groups and posting threads about scrotums, and every now and again the rarest of all: the on-topic thread.

It's wank that comes with a terrible price, though: the sanity of anyone who goes there who isn't insane to begin with.