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18th March 2003
: Xander did what?
Harken back to the old skool days of alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer, when the only conversation that could be had was a long and relentless debate on Xander lying in "Becoming 2". And again. And again. And then they see it in Australia. And then it spreads to rec.arts.tv. And then, finally, in Fall 2002, the show gives people resolution.
: I am not your Mommy!
And it's a good thing too, cause I'd hurt myself. Mami. Got that? Mami. Not Mommy. I can deal with being freaked before she knew the difference. But what seems really wanky here is it was explained to her and she's still saying it's 'mommy' and how men better not call her that. Cultural diversity, it's a wonderful thing. Really. BTW, did any of you know chick is another word for baby chickens? Next time some guy calls me a chick, I'm gonna punch his lights out for insinuating I'm poultry. edit Very loosely fandom, but as long as JC and Britney are mentioned, I'm going with it!
: Hum hoom...
Says who that wank can't be uplifting?
: Rice Wank
I was sitting here searching the alt.books.anne-rice newsgroup for something I had lost when my computer keeled a couple of years ago and I didn't do a back up when I realized this newsgroup was perhaps the wankiest usenet group of all between fanfic writers and nonfanfic writers. So, digging about, I found....good old faithful Victoria. Resident troll who sits around and waits for someone to mention the word "fanfiction" or "specs" so she can have the get go. I love Victoria. If not for her, I would not have my daily laughs at the way she hysterically calls fanfic writers a bunch of morons with no life. Like this poor fella, who idly announced that he was having a chat to debate about fanfic and the Queen of the Damned movie on his site gets jumped. I always loved how she starts calling people ahole and that fanfic is just idiotic drivel. There's a host more, but it's too late to dig through so much.
: I am the Thought Police. Hear Me Roar.
The wank is in the comments, specifically one commentor: What, you mean some women actually have rape fantasies? OMG! That's, like, sick and wrong and INDECENT. Because, sexual fantasies, are, of course, a place where decency and decorum should be exercised at all times. Wow. So, my fantasy about Sean Bean in highwayman gear kidnapping me at swordspoint and having his wicked wicked way with me means that I really want Sean Bean to kidnap me at swordspoint and have his wicked wicked way with me? ... Er. Bad example. You get the drift.
: Plebey plebes plebing plebilly
HP fandom has many terms. One of them is "plebe." As you can see from this thread, the definition is quite flexible. Basically, the term can apply to anyone, from someone with poor spelling and grammar to someone with good spelling and grammar that happens to disagree with you. The use of the term "plebe" in HP fandom is a HOT!HOT!HOT! topic! This thread barely lasted 3 days! I thought you all might like some of the wanktastic posts to this thread. Intellectual puffery is always amusing to see, especially when it relates to a fandom term. P.S. Yes, I did post in the thread, feel free to wank on me! I need to remember that Fandom is fucking funny! P.P.S. There's even a few mentions of Fandom_Wank! [edited to add] I personally do not use the term "plebe," cause I think the whole idea of labeling someone in an insulting manner for being "stupid" based on message board posts is wanky to begin with.
: This post valid by word-association only. And peace, bitch.
Wank is also productive!
: *cackles* Hello.
Oh, we all know what Subaru-dearest is up to constantly, don't we? Be seeing you all around.
: Yep, another newbie.
And, yes, another Monkees fan. Hi there! For my first post here, I'd like to point all of you over to Donatella's Black Box. It's always a good source of Monkees wank, especially this last page. Those damn Monkees plagarists! ...Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it.
: Not Fandom, Yet Wank
Just to show that such wanking is not solely for the fen... Lou Reed recently made an album based on the stories of Edgar Allen Poe. Time Out New York ran this review of it: http://www.timeoutny.com/rock/383/383.m So Lou Reed posted this on his web site: (WARNING FOR LOUD NOISE) http://www.loureed.com/new/news/asshole
: Taking Escapism a *bit* too far?
Does anyone else here get utterly depressed that the world of Hogwarts doesn't exist. It seriously makes me want to cry. Yes,
: LJ birthday surprise #3
we don't want your stinkin' t-shits! It's a wank-for-all! Where are my marshmallows, there's some nice flames I want to roast them over. Current Mood: entertained
Current Music: Coldplay - Everything's Not Lost
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