12:36am: Somebody call security!
LIEK OMG!!!111 CONAN T0k3d T0 M3!!!111
atkatkwaht.OH.MY.GAAAD. he talked to me. conan christopher o`brien talked to me. i had made a shirt that said conan is magically delicious, with a picture of conan surrounded by hearts on it.
I'd quote more goodness from this journal, but
the damn Harry Potter plagarists are preventing me from doing so I'd spoil the rest of the wankiness for you all.
1:13am: Putting more beads on a very dead horse
(Just to clarify, I'm not trying to re-start any old shit. This is just something that is amusing the hell out of me.)
Just out of curiosity I peeked at stormfreak's LJ and saw that she's celebrating our exodus from blurty. It took every bit of my willpower not to comment to her that we're like a very attractive, squid-loving weed--we just keep popping back up. ;)
6:47am:
There was a wank here, but then it was locked. Bah.
12:42pm: Not necessarily fandom, but wanky nonetheless...
Found
this little horror on
The Mary Sue Report.
This, from the comments, is what really makes it:
I skipped directly to chapter three and found this: "For those of you people who hate me and you still just happen to be reading this, I'll have you know that the Mary-Sue issue was intentional; there is a plot and a moral to this story that's unforgettable, and you're not going to want to miss it. Review, please."
This is my absolute favorite part, though. "Yes, everybody who said my story was total crap is
deceived, I tell you! I'm moral and you're not! Nyah!"
12:48pm: Mmmmm...DL Wank
Checked Datalounge for the first time in awhile and found this lovely thread:
How Domlijah has made us better people, and what we have done for DomlijahPlease don't troll the thread, just enjoy what unfolds.
1:34pm: Tis the season to bash Domlijah, fa la la la la, la la la la
No, this isn't actually the post I
dangled over your heads like they do on DL promised you. What with the 50247157 gazillion posts a day now on FW I've decided to wait until everything cools down somewhat and you need a really good laugh.
Instead I give you (the now unlocked)
Ultimate Crazy PR Theory.
Basically, MsA is secretly working for PR. She's told them that Lij is in the Philippines (because he can get hats with fake dreds attached to them there, to hide his silly short hair). Really she's locked him in a room and is recording everything Lij says in the hopes that she can get him admitting that he and Dom are dating (each other). And so it goes on....
Oh, and I'm not really saying that MsA is actually crazy. Because yo, that's
offensive. I, uh, blame my friend :p
4:58pm: B/A 4evah!!!
If you thought the Kittens and their Tara/Willow love were interesting . . . let me introduce y'all to
The Ducks! This is a group dedicated to mourning the passing of that great supercouple, Buffy and Angel. You know, that
fictional twosome with a nothing-close-to-healthy relationship who broke up four years ago? You, too, can reminisce about the
good old days. Or discuss how present-day Buffy and present-day Angel would react to current plot lines and situations. Or vote on
"Who would be the more hurt? If Buffy or Angel ever found out about the other's new love intrest." [sic]
There is a warning: "Dissenting opinions are allowed at Ducks' Babble Board. However, unsubstantiated insults toward the B/A Ship and or Shippers is [sic] not." So if you can
substantiate your insults, that's okay? Hmmmm . . .
Happy quacking!