Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

7:37am: Aww

This is the cutest little wank. I want to pat its head and give it cookies. Livejournal is host to a lot of rpg characters, and this one happens to be mine from the Middle-Earth Sockpuppet Theater. Out of nowhere a random elf fangirl pops up to remind the puppet that the elves are wonderful.

She's cute. Beorn may adopt her.

9:57am: An announcement
Sorry y'all, but I had to step in and make this journal registered users postable only.

You know, I have faith that you all can stick up for yourselves against the riff-raff, but I'm not going to let multi cut and paste posts of text happen. It's definitely network abuse and that is a banning offense. One that doesn't get you a warning.

So, no anonymous posting to fandom_wank. Most of you have many, many codes. Hand 'em out to people who want to participate.

I've deleted the posts of blocks of text, but I've left the others. We'll have the full TOS up later today or tonight.

It's one thing to make an idiot of yourself for the world to see and point and laugh. It's quite another to attempt to fuck with my servers. Fucking with my servers makes me very, very irritable.

Do. Not. Fuck. With. Me.

You don't want to test me on this one. Trust me. Or do you need references?

10:59am: Oh please. Noxon hate is SO half a season ago.
Mmm . . . it's like a hysterical, fannish, poorly spelled, ill-informed blast to the Buffy past. Only it was posted yesterday. How'd she miss this fandom-wide kerfuffle the first 2 million times? But shh, don't point that out. She just might keeeeeeeeeel you.

1:22pm: In which musicians are suspected of being happy, which simply won't do.

4:16pm: Sureal political!wank
So, guy makes pro-Bush/pro-America banners. Fair enough.

In the comments, wank ensues. While it's not fandom, and it's only a little wanky, I think it's worth it for:
"i added u! u rock and finally a no bashing president person! i have also joined that Bush_Rocks community and thats where i found your neato tags i put 2 of them on me bio!! please add me back! ^_^**"
which I think is a fair example of why people shouldn't be allowed to vote.

11:07pm: Icons...
This is my first entry to fandom_wank. Don't have any wanky material to link ya, but I did make some ( Icons... )