Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

3:27am: Waaaaaaaaaa
You stole my Mary Sue!

9:52am: Wanky Icon Maker Community

"didn't i said on the bio not to add this community to your friends list? are people stupid? take it off your friends list now! if people can't understand this rule then don't freaking come i want everyone that wants to join this community to make there post FRIENDS ONLY.

remember this is only for icon makers and if ya wanna join leav a comment here bye and everytime someone adds this community to there friends list and its not a member of it i'll just ban them bye bye now"

Waaaaaaaannk!!! If you have an LJ, you better not list this community as a friend. *wink*

EDIT: The maintainer deleted the original wank, and posted another wank in place of it...

"i'm thinking about changing this community but untill then this community is closed!!!!! got it? good but stay tune cause when i do open it, i'll want people to join"

11:19am: Fish in a Barrel
Going to the Godawful Fanfiction message board for wank is like going to FFN for badfic: too easy. I guess I should work harder for my wank, but...eh.

This week on "If it Squicks *Me,* it MUST be Godawful": Buffy/Giles = Ew. Just ew.

Choice bits include:

Then there was one where Buffy and Giles had anal sex in a shower. Ew. Just, ew.

And:

Buffy's age is of no consideration whatsoever. He's never given the slightest hint that he's had any sort of romantic feeling for her whatsoever, and has instead acted in a paternal way since they met. Ew. Just ew.

My favorite part is the poster who keeps insisting that the people defending B/G provide canonical proof of any lust/UST...then dismisses all proof forwarded "because [it's] based soley on your interpretation of canon." And, as we all know, our personal interpretations of canon have no place in fanfic.

1:29pm: Meta
I tested this out in my journal and some people liked it, so here goes.

Now we have better rules for the mods, but I think we ought to have something that says what the f_w members expect. Anyway read and lemme know if this is lame or not, add more, whatevah.

( Fandom_Wank Snarky Bill of Rights )

4:49pm: Community info change
I've posted Sagralisse's FW SBoR on the info page. If anyone has any suggestions for additions, changes, etc., post em here.

7:52pm: I am new and I bring wank.
This week on my RPG is so much more artsy and misunderstood than yours. to which comes the reply, "it is not and you're a jerk too!!" in two parts.

Hee, I'm new so if I have the whole idea of wank wrong, just delete this and hit me over the head with a stick or sommat. I've been skulking around reading posts since the days of LJ so I think I've got it.

8:45pm: Hallelujah, Christ is resuscitated!
It came, it ranted, it got drowned in comments.

Ladies and Gentlemen, a dead wank but a wank nonetheless - I know that some of you were sad to see it was gone:

Fermatojam's Files.

It's a directory listing, as I am waaay too lazy to link and name the files properly. Pretty much all the comments pages AND the otherwise-collapsed threads should be there.

Saved by various people including but not limited to Ixchelmala (on LJ) and yours truly, uploaded and hosted for posterity.

If this is bad form, considered too to close to harassment or whatever the fuck other breach of netiquette, Mods, feel free to delete the entry. I obviously don't see the harm myself in offering what is mostly other's comments - that most regretted having lost - but then again am Rude French Wanker, so.

[PS: If it is deleted, any of you can feel free to ask for the material.]


EDIT - to make it clearer:
This is what the journal stated, that spurned the comments.
This is the previous FW post about it, likning to the now-deleted LJ.
It will be easier to 'get' if you scroll down into the directory listing and start with the pages with names instead of numbers. Sorry for the inconvenience, RSI's being a bitch today, and I do have other things to do, unfortunately.

EDIT 2: Other source, better organised, in progress. From Ix herself.

8:50pm: He wanted you to tell him if it got here.
Abaddon shows why he has such a vast cult following of supporters and denigrators with the following flame-war inspiring posts:

In keeping with his usual no-one-is-paying-attention-to-me-at-the-moment whining and I-must-chop-up-everyone-else criticizing, he makes a post in which variously popular HP RPGs are compared to composers, filmmakers, and authors of note. And I think he somehow manages to call Nocture Alley a bunch of wandering Jews.

Said post may be better understood by catching up with the background: Anyway this is why I don't follow your silly RPGs in the first place.

This inspires a long and involved series of flames from Aja. She gives prior examples of times when Abaddon forgot that for some people it's just a game.

Potterfen, how we love thee and thine vitriolic flame wars and occasional complete dissociation from reality!

11:01pm: Ralph Fiennes fanpages are teh funneh
I was looking for some decent photos of the actor, and, dude, did I come across some good stuff, such as the Ralph Fiennes Astrology Page.

"It is my experience that art and artists can help us to know our selves. I have found some light along the way through the examination of the birth charts of great artists, and Ralph Fiennes is a great artist. In these pages I will examine Mr. Fiennes' birth chart and also examine the movements of the planetary bodies in relation to that birth chart in the present."

See the sparkling stars background? Yeah.

And not to be outdone is the Ralph Fiennes Numerology Page:

"The purpose of this web page is to introduce fans of Ralph Fiennes to the interesting study of numerology, while learning about it in the context of their favorite celebrity, Ralph Fiennes."

But my favorite is Ralph Fiennes: Poems from his Fans. Words cannot describe the beauty of this page. Here's a sample:

"i have never met you and maybe never will
but i know that if i did
you would be normal and your eyes would melt me

Your voice can move me to tears
your face makes me skip a beat
but i know you are only normal but that makes you special.

Thankyou for these feelings
i am only normal but
i am a better person for seeing your eyes."

And the clincher is that despite all of this apparently rabid devotion, I still have yet to find a page with decent photos of him.