Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:12am: Making up for the wank that wasn't...
Well, I thought it would turn wanky, but whatevah.

So, you thought tinfoil hats were the domain of Domlijah?

I present to you, the Gay Rolling Stones page (though really it should have been called Mick Jagger but that might count as wanky anyway).

http://huizen.dds.nl/~mickjag/

*hopes this is wankful enough* *so much speculation feels very tinfoil-y*

11:34pm: I can so tell you what to do!
So a nice, thoughtful person decides to start a LJ community for discussing Smallville spoilers, so that people can keep them off their own LJs and not spoil their friends.

Then comes a small twist: you are asked not to friend the community, but just to bookmark it so that people who read your friends list won't be spoiled, get mad, and unfriend you.

Someone doesn't obey.

Wank is bound to ensue.

11:52pm: It's baaa-aaaack!
Ahhh, Smallville's at it again.

How dare you put completely unfounded rumors on your LJ without using a cut tag!

So people can make up whatever crazy-ass shit they want and I have to give it weight by cut-tagging it? WTF?

You knew they couldn't keep quiet for long...