Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

9:22am: Ew! Girls!
"I don't know about any of you guys, but I don't really like femslash. It just doesn't have the appeal that maleslash has. I mean, wouldn't you rather read a good Draco/Harry snog than a Hermione/Pansy or something like that. I have nothing against femslash, but do you think maleslash is better because of whatever reasons you have, or do you like femslash because of your own reasons."

Oh Fiction Alley...someday, all your writers will reach puberty and discover their queerness...

(kannaophelia posted this on the LJ incarnation of FW, but, yes, it's still going strong!)

10:08am: The infamous elgato
This guy is the bane of teenies all over BSB fandom:

http://talk.livedaily.citysearch.com/showthread.php?threadid=306192
http://talk.livedaily.citysearch.com/showthread.php?threadid=305200

He runs the Backstreet Dirt yahoogroup, posts on popdirt.com a LOT and flames/attacks anyone who insults the BSB. I love a good flamewar but this guy thinks he's doing BSB fans a service by engaging in them. He has apparently been banned from posting on LiveDaily and DLS, and you can read his version of the drama in the message archives if you're bored.

Basically, people on LiveDaily trash him until their thread gets closed, the DLS webmaster takes shots at him on his site, and elgato bitches back at them all on his yahoogroup. They're all so up in a froth about it sometimes you'd think it was the end of the world.

( his version of the drama, from the message archives... 'tis long and wankful )

Edit: DLS's version of the drama can be found here.

4:17pm: Imagine the folks at The Mary Sue Report making fun of a Mary Sue!
There once was a girl who posted about her self-insert fanfic being plagiarized and asked for her fellow community members to back her up by flaming the crap out of the plagiarist.

It wouldn't be all that wanky if it weren't for the fact that she posted about this in The Mary Sue Report...