Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:32pm: "Don't come crying to me when you need someone who speaks Elvish"
New faux-wank from The Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/onion3913/dont_come_crying.html

3:38pm: I wish I had my Dante/Randal "...What?" icon for this...
But because that's on LJ, I'm going to use Micheal Moore for no real reason at all.

Anyway:

J-Ho is going to suck in Jersey Girl! Don't judge the movie before you haven't seen it, ass-rammer! I love Kevin Smith, but this movie sucks.

More here.

Stop your bitchin'!

And then the people with about three braincells take a crack at this issue.