Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

3:58pm: But I thought pedophile was a Harry Potter thing.
Nice to see F_W again. Thanks ZorroRojo! And now, more Whose Line wank.

Carol Channing is a national treasure, and so are Mary-Kate and Ashley! Criticism is bad! Masturbator! PEDOPHILE!

5:44pm: When you mess with my street sister, you mess with me.
(I had this saved, boy am I glad to let it go now LOL).

I bring you some dated wrestlefic wank. Had I found this earlier, I would've posted it. Alas, I didn't. So I'm posting it now.

It starts out innocently enough - a rather outspoken and opinionated author posting her AU fic on a board that could seriously use a facelift. Soon, it dissolves into accusations of faked identities and a long string of babble involving bad fiction, constructive crit, and - a midget.

I recommend what's left of the board, really, for all around bad fic and inane conversation between chicks named PhenomsChild and takers#1girlfan.

What boggles most of all is that a 'rape victim' eroticized rape in yet another one of her bad fics.

Sidenote #1: The author needs ego-stroking.
Sidenote #2: The outspoken author calls her on it, and she wants us to leave her alone "all ready".

6:22pm: OMG HOW CULD U FIRE HIM HE WUZ MY REEZON 4 LIVEING!!!!!111
Yep, more wrestling wank. Last one, I promise. *G* Very entertaining, though.

Yesterday, World Wrestling Entertainment fired one Jeff Hardy, a spindly little freak known for his body paint, his bad emotional poetry (or as he calls it, "emoetry"), and who has possibly one of the scariest fangirl followings this side of Domlijah. Despite the fact that he was notorious for showing up late to work, his wrestling was sloppy and careless, and that he'd stated numerous times in interviews that he had lost his passion for wrestling, his release came as a shock to these people.

By the thousands, they converged to voice their disgust for the WWE.

They made banners.

They created petitions.

They even tried their own hand at emoetry.

A few more notable instances of stalking devotion, all taken from this board:

my mom called and i was crying and i told her what happened and she laughing at me. She doesn't understand either this is affecting me.

What would YOu be doing without the Hardy Boyz?

Favorite Jeff Moment?! His LIFE is my favorite Jeff moment!

WE DURSURVE 2 NO WAT HAPPENED BC WERE HIS FREINDS!!!!

The WWE has lost themselves a fan!!!!

We have to DO SOMETHING!!

what hurting the most right now is jeff said he had no plans on leaving this touch be hard and i need so much hekp getting threw this im never gonna get threw this.

It's the WWE's fault they made Jeff QUIT!!!


Jesus tapdancing Christ, he's a crappy wrestler, not the second coming, and he's jobless, not DEAD.

I hope that when I was a fan of his, I made more sense than these people.

Current Mood: irritated

10:10pm: In Keeping With the Season. . .
I bring religious wank. I couldn't resist this one since I am one of those evil department store employees in the mall. (I don't work for any of the companies mentioned, though.)

And the "mall missionary" in the bottom photo looks suspiciously like some of the people who cuss me out when I won't let them return shoes they have worn for a year.

11:20pm: woo, boy, circlejerky goodness!
In Defense of Elitism

Okay, anyone wanna guess what fandom she must be a part of?