Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:08am: Actual religious pseudo-wank!
(Like an idiot, I accidentally posted this to my JF first.)

I'm still not sure whether this is more pathetic than funny, but I feel the need to have people join me in the pointing and laughing. Not so much a fandom thing as amusing religious indignation that sort of gets barely within viewing distance of the border of fandom. However, it is quite wanky.

Oh my blank! Buffy is MOCKING Christianity! We were so offended we couldn't even watch enough of the episode to know what we're talking about! If this were any other religion they'd be getting in SOOOOO much trouble, but we're so victimized! All the time! It's always us!

(Oh yeah, spoilers for the most recent episode, if you're avoiding that sort of thing.)

'cause, you know, gods forbid anyone ever perpetuate the concept of evil priests . . . who ever heard of such a thing? *really bad mock indignation look*

1:36am: mmm popdirt and the wankiest Backstreet Boys fan EVER, elgato
He wrote [this] for BSB's 10th anniversary and in steps the angry flaming teenie brigade.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/backstreetdirt2 is another stomping ground of his, and you don't even have to join the group to point and laugh because the archives are public!

9:34am: POOP on those older HP fans
One of the teens on FAP has started a movement (pun intended) to ban anyone over the age of 20 from the HP fandom, 'cause, you know, they are nasty and evil!

11:28am: You are Number One Racist!
Oh Rajah, how I missed you!

"Oh, so in the WWE, it's okay for a black star to have an over-the-top, obviously negative gimmick where he thinks he's being held down by the MAN, but not for a white superstar to make sly racial inneundos? That's racism in and of itself! And obviously the solution is that we should have more black racial slurs."

"But the MAN thing is a heel gimmick, and--"

"No, see, I know about whites being discriminated against, because I went to a school in California where 75% of the population was Mexican."

"Mexican? What about all the people from Ecuador? I know if I were from Ecuador and your school had lots of Mexicans I'd want to go to it, so it logically follows that you must have had a lot of people from Ecuador at your school, and you just called them all Mexicans. Obviously YOU are the racist, Sir."

2:43pm: Want some advice? No? Too bad.
Thank goodness sophisticate Sarah T. continues to share her worldly refinement and complexity with us mere plebes. And after all of the recent, well-intentioned "Welcome to Smallvile fandom, newbies!" overtures, too.

Want to introduce yourself to other SV writers by participating in the wednesday100? Here's some unsolicited advice: "A drabble is meant to be a technical challenge, not an excuse to put any old thing down on the page quickly and call it a story (and get that precious feedback and feeling of validation). I don't like to make huge generalizations about the writing process, but I think it's safe to say that if you're unsophisticated enough not to understand that, you're fairly unlikely to rise to the challenge."

If that isn't condescending enough, she pats everyone on the head with the following: "Believe it or not, it will be easier for you to write a good [story] than a good drabble. And no one will deduct points for the story's origin."

"deduct points"? What the? Thanks for grading on a curve, Sarah!

P.S. Yes, I know. Shooting fish in a barrel. Still, wank! ::points::