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3:03pm: Michael Rosenbaum Wank - Son of Smallville Wank!
It started with this post about not invading Michael Rosenbaum's personal life, from, um, someone who has purchased him private rink time at his favorite ice skating rink where he practices and she maintains a stalking contact</b> and who was pissed off at him because he revealed to the world exactly where he skated because it was supposed to be a big sekrit!! Urr, okay, crazy stalking fangirl.

Various people comment on a spectrum of "Oh, that's nice" to "Have you lost your shit?"

Then Rivier chimes in.

And then two other people started the Bad MR Fangirls LJ community as a big "Fuck you" to them both.

In addition, Lexual Healing issues a statement and Sarah T. has something to say about it. (You know she wouldn't be able to stay out of this, didn't ya?)

Sweet! :)

Heh. I keep editing because I keep finding new gems to illustrate the path of the wank.

10:49pm: I don't think I mourned this much over Joe Strummer dying...
You know, it sucks when a favorite musician dies, but I think there's a difference between simply remembering that artist and, well, this.

To summarize:

"It's not just that Noel Redding died...it's that he died on MY BIRTHDAY! WAHHHHHH! And I didn't hear about it until a week later! Are those PR Devils working at VH1, too?"