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11:45pm: X Files wank
A person new to the xfiles community says: Down with dogget and reyes. Blech. barf.

Commenter replies: "I would remind you that there are many long-term fans here who enjoyed Doggett and Reyes. I'm not the moderator, and it's not my place to tell you what to say or not say here, but I will ask on a personal level if you could respect myself and others who did enjoy their run by using less provocative language in expressing your disappointment."

Next commenter replies: "We are talking about a TV show, are we not? He said they said they hated charactors on a show, nothing more nothing less..."

My favorite: "barf and blech are provocative? gee, i thought those were nice words. now if the poster said, "i fucking hate doggett and reyes," then i might see where someone could get a little defensive.. however, talking like you have a stick up your ass is just boring to some people."

And so on.

11:49pm: It's kind of like Jesus, in a way.
I know Bronze Wank isn't the most popular in these parts--the board is painfully formatted and it's almost too easy--but I simply could not resist sharing this post. Solomon, a troll in veteran's clothing (he constantly changes names, posts well over the thread limit, makes really long posts with no original content, etc.), posts a "eulogy" he wrote for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's actually the first of three he's posted today alone, and he insinuates that more will be coming. One of the others is done in what's supposed to be Shakespeare's style, which is wanky in and of itself, but this one takes the cake . . .

Why should this cancellation have happened to all of us? I have no easy answer to that question, but I remember a young man,
a little older than Buffy when he was hanging to die on a Cross. And he cried out: 'Why? My God, my God, Why hast Thou forsaken me?' There came no sudden voice from heaven, no sudden insight. Darkness came to all of us.