Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

8:03am: mmmmm, kentucky fried elijah
Ooooh! People slapping each other over wingfic!

Why do people write subjects I don't understand? I don't understand!!

2:23pm: You say zaftig, I say assfat.
Semantics.

The vintage sex community, which I belong to, isn't above a little wanking.

6:55pm: ::waves:: Yo!
Thanks to the inestimable sasajma, I am a new member of f_w. ::cue heavenly choir:: Thought I'd introduce myself, you know, say howdy and whatnot, and add that I've only recently been made aware of f_w, but I have loved it and the concept ever since I stumbled upon it. ::sighs happily:: Oh, the beautiful, beautiful wank. ::wipes away tear:: And am so thrilled and pleased to be involved in that lovely wingfic wank. Isn't it lively?

Oh, warning: am a total plebe, and in between the usual "my-eyes-they-burn-they-BURN" comments, I'll probably wail, "What's that mean?" At any rate, it's a pleasure to be with you all at last. ::sparkles::